Here, look at some nails I've done recently

another one for my little ~album covers~ project

Ugh mine is due next month for all of this and ughhh how is it so expensiveeeee

"let's fucking goooo"

descendents nails for my bestie feat. the teensiest lettering I've ever done

Had a lot of fun doing these

Lmk how it is! I am geographically extremely interested

oil slick set for meee

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

(lucky) charm(s) bracelet

HAD oh my god 😭

Has an absolute delight of a time doing these, thank YOU

evil eye nails for @karenkaz.com 🧿

My gym got new treadmills and they feel like you're running on sand, like it's straight awful and I thought, "hmm maybe it's just me bc I'm coming off an injury" aaaaaand unfortunately the internet is nearly unanimously in agreement that they are cheap awful treadmills that suck to run on :(

When I was like 15 & vegetarian I lived off these (long-discontinued) black bean burritos that had zucchini & carrot from Trader Joe's and it's taken me ENTIRELY too long, like 10 yrs, to figure out the secret to replicating the filling is to just... not drain the can of beans. Incredible

I have a client who semi-regularly has me paint one into her sets, just sayin'

Turned this wild chair into a set of nails last night

worked 11 hours today and between yesterday and this, I am e x h a u s t e d

Got locked out of my apartment today. Called property mgrs "after hours" line, only to be told by some outsourced representative to call a private locksmith because my bldg "isn't included in peak properties' after hours policy" which is WILD bc they charge me a $45/mo "service fee."

WHAT THE FUCK

Pet insurance has decided they will no longer cover prescription dog food and my apartment rent is going up *another* $60 this year. How the fuck is anyone existing? How the fuck is anyone paying for anything?

I *guarantee* you are not failing at any of this and while I know it won't be of much comfort, you are doing 10000000x more than like 95% of pet owners would. Give yourself some credit, my friend. ❤️

party shrimps (how is this my job??)

did I *need* heart-shaped glasses? def not. however,

rejoined the yoga studio bc apparently this joint injury really put the fear of god into me

Grand total for seeing an ortho sans insurance incl doctor visit, Xrays & 2 rx: $380. Feel like I got off cheap, honestly; my coinsurance doesn't kick in til I hit a $7500 deductible (and requires I see a primary before a specialist--so, 2 OOP dr visits) Insurance is (for me, currently) a scam.

the number of apologetic "unfortunately we will be open because we are a business that employs one to three people who need to pay rent on sunday" I have seen like I get the sentiment of all this but come on

Omg I would be SWEATING

Not osteoarthritis!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah we're so back (in 1-3 weeks of medication + a lifetime of forcing myself to focus A LOT MORE on stretching and core strength)