"sorry, we can no longer provide tickets" would have been fine. Any sort of message would work, even just "no". But like...this is immature as hell, @marlins.com

So as a (very small time) sports writer and very big time @marlins.com fan in LA, the team used to leave me a ticket for the games at Dodger Stadium. This happened for 14 years in a row, with no issue. I just had to email someone and it would be done. This year, my email is blocked.

a man in a maintenance uniform stands in front of a sign ALT: a man in a maintenance uniform stands in front of a sign

Me after three episodes of the Scrubs reboot: "wow, this is actually really good, what a nice surprise"

Episode four: Matt Rife guest star

the true Gulf of America 🥲

The stupidest people on Earth are currently asking their moms for help with spelling so they can call everyone making fun of Kristi Noem a misogynist while not understanding that the term only applies to humans and not to soulless monsters.

feels a little chicken or the egg:

does roid rage make him fight strangers, or is he just a dumb asshole more likely to do both?

🎵🎶JJ Wetherholt, call 877-CASH-NOW🎶🎵

Hey @productiveouts.bsky.social

at grok, is this true??

me ✋

please please please get Roberta on AFE!!

Damn, this hit. Thank you 🙏

he's finally as bad at baseball as he is at being a decent human being

Kershaw/Trienen for the "newly formed" American Fascism Party presidential ticket in 2028.

From the fantasybaseball community on Reddit: "Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?" RotoBaller Cl... Explore this post and more from the fantasybaseball community

"Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?"
This week's Trade Deadline edition of @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:

Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 17 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 17 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

Are we ready for the second half? In general: no, but at least we can make sure our #FantasyBaseball bullpens are with today's
@rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:

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Xavier Edwards #1 seed.

Dave Roberts trying anything to get people to stop asking him about the ICE gestapo right outside Dodger Stadium.

Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 11 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 11 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

"Pitching's supposed to kill you, but it shouldn't feel like dying. Closing's supposed to fill you, but it spills you like your wine..."

Happy Pride!
This week's title comes from Trixie Mattel's "Moving Parts"

@rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Report!

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we're living in hell

Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 6 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 6 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

Friday again, Garfie Baby!! That means another round of @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Report, check it out here:

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Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 5 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 5 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

I heard some other league is crafting, or maybe it was drafting? Anyway, it's Week 5 in baseball, and bullpens are getting kind of wild throughout the league. Check it out in this week's @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report!

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Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 2 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 2 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

Here's this week's @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report! Check it out and stay one pitch ahead of your opponents early in the season.

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Hey, I wrote this!

Opening Day Introduction:

-I'm Dave.
-Marlins fan living in Los Angeles (escaped Florida after my first 25 years).
-Middle school teacher, trivia host, and sports writer.

-My expectations for this season are very low but I'm ready to be even more disappointed!

it's such an awful idea that I keep waiting for some sort of 5th column reveal that will never come. I almost can't believe it's just...this.