when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

Data centres in the abstract becoming a totemic symbol of intrinsic evil is one of the most staggeringly anti-intellectual, not to mention self-defeating, bits of dumbshit agitprop I've ever seen.

datacenters are not “one evil guy’s big evil computer for him to do evil things with”

People celebrating (unverified) reports of data centres being hit with with missiles, on Bluesky, which helpfully only runs on a few old Pentium 4 boxes in someone's garage and not in, say, data centres. Some of you people really don't understand a single thing, do you.

I don't think I would be excited for a Backrooms movie if it had literally any other director, but I trust Kane Parsons with my life. You should watch People Still Live Here it's really good.

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now

Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]

16-Part Epoxy

xkcd.com/3194/

news headline reading "Seal pup discovered in hidden sea cave, accompanied by a photo of a seal pup that was discovered in a hidden sea cave

good news

prokopetz I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I'm looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and... well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari - can you imagine how Gendo would react to his "son" slowly morphing into his dead wife? sepal-sea estrogen would not have saved shinji but it would have caused gendo immeasurable suffering which is perhaps more important

I killed Graham

The Wonder Years - Cul-de-sac YouTube video by Hopeless Records

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwQO...

the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion

We step out into the early evening. The lukewarm autumn air fills our lungs. A breeze peels auburn leaves from their branches. We've got our costumes, and we're ready for the party. It's going to be fun.

I love you so much, my sunshine. Please don't go away. beetlemachine.itch.io/libera-me

The new Sora Pro feature that builds storyboards and executes them is really interesting. Here is my prompt “an ad for the abstract concept of the feeling you get after falling asleep on your arm”

Notice the high character (and hand) consistency, multiple shots, narration, composition. All the AI.

zaza (2023)

Kendrick Lamar - reincarnated (Official Audio) YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek7U...

a special new kind of post has arrived www.tumblr.com/beetlemachin...

Practicing my new power piss spell

the prophecy

youtube.com/clip/UgkxoO4...

okay. i'll come back tomorrow, and i'll have the same things to say, except i won't be as aggro. will that satisfy you?

i swear to god i've changed