and i think they say thats bad or something

i have decided i will be spending an hour every day here because ive realized u are all being truly annoying people online in a way i havent confronted since 2018kinblr implosion and tbh i think i need to expose myself to this bs because i really want to suicide bait literally everyone here

i dont even like this gayass stupid app or the people on it and considering the bullshit its really pointless to have BUT

By my count, there are over 50 of my alters among collectors and dealers at MagicCon Chicago. Work spanning well more than a decade. Pretty neat.

you: (says something)

me: that reminds me of this great book I just read, The Cows by Lydia Davis. have you heard of it? it's a chapbook about the three cows she can see from her window and she just observes their routines and motions without projecting anything onto their interiority, which compli

can this stupid website i barely use try to understand there is nothing i care less about than politics as through the lens of twitterripoff no. 2 explained exclusively by the most moronic white bitches alive because that would really help my algorithm out okay thanks

Ok so, AND PLEASE DON'T FREAK OUT, I may have sorta accidentally let the BAD aliens know about you. IT'S FINE, it doesn't NECESSARILY mean they're coming. But like, maybe don't sleep near any reflective surfaces tonight.

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

im a psychotic atheist whos faith in absolutely no god was truly fucking tested on a genuinely cosmic level yesterday which, as true tests of faith tend to, only reaffirmed my beliefs and guided me to a better life path and now im bored so who up and wants to argue with me for no reason

while i think it is all but immediately obvious to anyone with even 1/4th of a working mind that foxnews is full of shit i do think its funny how voteblue hypocrites r constantly pointing out it is not "required" by news stipulations to be true as if. cnn is always being forthright. like ok dumbass!

could say heinlein but i think that might be too advanced for someone comparing george rr martin to fucking ursula k leguin.

yall said bluesky was cool why are there so many posts about white people talking about politics i cant fucking take it yall i cant take it i cant take it anymore i cant take it

can politics be over now so we can all talk about something else