Attempted a homemade Stretch this morning. Not quite as good as what the Diner can do but close enough for me!

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

My most uncharitable belief is that if you're chronically late to things, you're just a bad person.

And I mean I don't think it's possible to routinely be late to events/work/appointments *unless* you're just a selfish person with no concern for anyone else.

In the span of one month, President Trump has sarcastically remarked “Praise be to Allah,” and attacked the head of the Catholic Church — who happens to be a U.S. citizen.

Opposition leader Péter Magyar at a rally.

Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise.

He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media.

The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

We are the ones who insisted that NATO defense obligations be geographically limited to the defense of Europe and North America, because we did not want to be dragged into defending European empires around the world.

The Union was far too lenient on the traitors after the Civil War.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day (or whatever it’s called)

this goes hard as fuck

I need a deep dive on why catchers are, not only getting absolutely detonated in the nuts, but at a seemingly higher clip than any year prior.

Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth's resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys.

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

As an educator, I support telling kids literacy is only for cool and edgy kids and grownups want them to rot their brains on social media and YA like a bunch of fucking nerds.

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

first time really tuning into a war? welcome. Let’s go over some rules of how to behave.

These are going to be especially important if it’s a war you oppose.

1. You are allowed an opinion. This is America. Whether you served or not. It’s done in your name so might as well speak up.

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I feel like “the world passed peak gas-powered car sales in 2017” is not a widely known fact

new Dudes Rock just dropped

Since Liberation Day, a year ago today:

* US foreign direct investment is lower

* US factories employ 89,000 fewer people

* US goods trade deficit is UP 2%

@npr.org
www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Maybe the best development on the internet in recent years is our collective acknowledgement that April Fools Day sucks assssss.

Combined with the story of Hegseth overlooking black officers for promotion for explicitly racist reasons, it’s not unreasonable to wonder if the regime is deliberately undermining the combat readiness of the US military.

12% of the US military are children of immigrants. 30-43% are BIPOC.

Hey everyone, I'm an 18-year-old from Norway traveling to the US this summer, and i'll be meeting a friend in St. Louis. From there, we're planning a road trip and I'd love some advice on what to see along the way. We'll be leaving around June 25-27 and need to be back in St. Louis before July 4, so we've only got about a week. V Current plan: • Start in St. Charles / St. Louis • Drive up to Livingston, Montana (staying 2 nights visiting a friend • Then down to Jackson, Wyoming to see the Tetons • Skipping Yellowstone because of crowds • Continue down to Albuquerque, New Mexico (also want to check out Breaking Bad filming locations) • Then back toward Missouri, possibly via parts of Route 66

Yet again r/roadtrips is valiantly trying to save a European from their carefully planned itinerary

gooooooodness me

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

me: what a beautiful night
my date, lesbian dracula: a beautiful night. to drink blood
me: i don't agree, lesbian dracula

Tonight I learned that Indiana University-Purdue University-Indianapolis - aka the beloved IUPUI - no longer exists. I’ll admit it: that makes me sad.

All respect in the world to the Tiger fans who live and die with the basketball team. That’s a level of pain and disappointment that I just can’t commit to. Y’all are true sons through and through.

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.