Basil cutting in a test tube. Roots are beginning to grow

Here’s one I tried earlier

Good night Jane. I need to catch up on my beauty sleep. Given my level of beauty, that's a LOT of sleep 💜

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You mean you're NOT middle class?? I followed you under false assumptions? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not particularly, just hard to find. Used to have bee-keepers as customers of ours (while in the print trade) and they supplied the raw honey.

I've done it, and it'd delicious. The problem is you need raw honey, and more of it than you might think.

You know, Twitter! 🙄 (I closed my account a couple of years ago); Just comments about how awful and repulsive the idea was...

Glad to find someone else!! When I posted something like this on Twitter (years ago) I got no end of abuse. It's utterly fantastic 😍

Trump: "Somebody said, 'Oh, he doesn't have a plan.' I have the best plan of all, but I'm not going to tell you what my plan is."

The gist of the press conference: he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, he's panicking, and we're cooked unless we 25th his ass.

Q: What do Arsenal fans and Christians have in common?
A: Their side gets crucified every Easter.

“May your life be like a wildflower, growing freely in the beauty and joy of each day.”
– Native American Proverb

Rocky Mountain Colorado Alpine Meadow Summer, Paintbrush Lupine

Photographer: Sandra Fennessy Photography

Charles should do a Stephen x

Cheers, 🍾 Jeanie 😘

Tulip glass of Champagne against a green background

First afternoon this year sitting in glorious sunshine

Road Tax!! I almost forgot about that one - I carefully arranged so it came due half-way through the year

Never underestimate how many deeply fucking stupid people are able to get rich and influential and never, ever underestimate how many really fucking stupid people are willing to vote them into power.

Mine's petrol, but still £1.599/litre this morning - thank goodness no longer commuting

a man in a suit and sunglasses is holding a bunch of money and says let it fly ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is holding a bunch of money and says let it fly

EEEK - got into car, and the bastard informs me service due in 30 days. After new tyres, MOT, insurance 😱

phew!

Classic chicken game with escalation of commitment.

A minor tactical win is being treated as proof of dominance, prompting more escalation.
Five weeks in, Iran hasn’t backed down, yet the assumption persists.

The risk is that neither side blinks and catastrophe awaits.

Is Slasher enjoying his hew home?😘

...and use full sentences with appropriate punctuation!

French central bank nets €13bn by pulling gold out of US reserves France’s central bank has sold off the last of the gold it held in the United States Federal Reserve and replaced it with higher quality bars in Paris, taking advantage of rising prices to make nearly...

France has sold off the last of its gold held in the US Federal Reserve and now holds all its gold in Paris.

German groups are now pressuring the government to repatriate its own gold.

It's our patriotic duty to write articles in the Daily Mail in return for the £2.3million we have taken from peoole with links to fossil fuels and climate change denial.
What's not to like?

Morning 🌅

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