RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.

If Bluesky isn’t structurally, mechanically, far superior to every other social media site how do you explain that Ricky Gervais is here but I don’t see his posts unless I intentionally seek them out

people need to see the upside of ai. if gpt girlfriends mean your wife can't leave you and robotaxis mean your truck can't break down there's going to be a lot less country music in the world.

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In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:

1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b

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Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year WASHINGTON, DC—The National Anti- Quartering Association, America’s foremost Third Amendment rights group, held its annual gala in Washington Monday to honor 191 consecutive years of advocating the pr...

Always an Onion article.

This is just weird — and trashy. But mainly weird.

I’m over here filling up my Japanese koi pond with dirt because I decided that’s where I want to put my barbecue grill

The image shows the NAMES Project AIDS Memorial Quilt on display on the National Mall in Washington D.C. in October 1996. This particular display, from October 11-13, 1996, was the last time the entire quilt was shown in its entirety, covering the vast expanse of the National Mall from the Washington Monument towards the U.S. Capitol. It featured over 40,000 panels and drew approximately 1.2 million visitors.

AIDS Memorial Quilt on display October 11-13 1996 on the National Mall in Washington D.C. Let us never forget.

PSA: Do not let the Musk & Trump feud distract you from the fact that both want to rob us of basic healthcare, civil rights, & economic security—all while lining the pockets of billionaires.

This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.

Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂 We love you both so much”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

"As a kid I fell in love with punk culture and then I was very active in the hardcore scene." Suicidal Tendencies is my favorite band. And even though I no longer actively participate, I financially support the CNA, Food Not Bombs and the IWW in my town. "The press says I'm progressive and there may be some truth to it, but my heart will always be an anarchist." Pedro Pascal (Pedro Pascal in a Suicidal Tendencies band t-shirt)

Ugh, he just gets better. 😩

The Space Ghost Coast To Coast Collection. : Mike Lazzo : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Space Ghost Coast to Coast is an American adult animation created by Mike Lazzo for Cartoon Network and first broadcast in 1994. It takes the form of a surreal...

If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered

archive.org/details/ghos...

“Nottoway Plantation was reportedly the largest antebellum plantation in the South. The woman in the center of the photo is Dr. Mia A Crawford-Johnson.

Nottoway Plantation was reportedly the largest antebellum plantation in the South.The woman in the center of the photo is Dr. Mia A Crawford-Johnson.

Black and white photo of Talking Heads performing on the small stage at CBGB in NYC.

Talking Heads at CBGB, 1977

Oh shut the fuck up you fuckass we KNOW it's illegal go do something about it

it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home TUCSON, AZ—Expressing concerns after she observed several of the telltale warning signs, fourth-grade teacher Patricia Cormac told reporters Wednesday that she could tell a student in her class with spiky hair and sunglasses came from a rad home. “When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into […]

“When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into school 10 minutes late or repeatedly hitting classmates with a thumbs-ups can be a red flag that a child is experiencing some totally sick behavior behind the scenes,”
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...

New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a criminal presidency
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Skull Goblet and new member Gene G.
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

Damn, that Robyn/David Byrne performance at the SNL concert blew my socks off!!

Coming out Record Store Day ... from Rhino Records:

OVER THE EDGE: THE SOUNDTRACK

RE-RELEASE

On New Granada Blue Vinyl

Limited Edition of 3,200 Worldwide Units

Here's my oral history of Over the Edge, for Vice, from years ago:

www.mikesacks.com/over-the-edg...

Defendant: It's a banana in my pocket

Judge: May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?

Defendant (averting eyes): I'm glad to see you

Is Elton John ok?

okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Bond movies

1. Dr. Schlepowicz
2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow
3. Vaginapussy
4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed
5. Space Jam 2