like i don’t feel bad about it I love it.

I think the reason I have a tights/pantyhose fetish is because it was a forbidden clothing article for men, more than anything else. When my mom caught me stealing them, she made sure that I knew it was “wrong”, which naturally made me turn it into a kink.

I don’t need it quantified just a thought

MRSA Speedrun

My husband has been keeping a list of all the names i make up when I ask him “would you still love me if my name was…”

AHHHH LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ARE SO CUTE

How do I get the gender questioning surgery?

Like a single, central boob with a vagina instead of a nipple?

Everyone would be like HUH?!

At this point I'd rather have mediocre tech bros brag about nutritional supplements and the new hot crypto than tell me anything good about AI.

Half of my vocal stims are from 40 year old media that even people my age barely remember

a woman is smiling and saying " honey you 've got a big storm comin ' " ALT: a woman is smiling and saying " honey you 've got a big storm comin ' "

Not the IT head of the company bragging about AI is going to design all the programs he uses from now on and will take care of all of the security issues.

Holy shit I finally found a bra that fits me omg omg omg.

I hate to be a corporate shill but if you are big girl with big booba, check out Shapermint

Digital illustration of a cat girl furry character laying on her back and waving at the camera. She is wearing a bright red pullover hoodie and black leggings with a bone design.

low resolution murn be upon ye

I have done a lot of fucking transitioning to end up as a nonbinary butch faggot

Gosh if you put me in your stocking and then wore high heels all day that would be weird, huh?

smelly paw socks please

get the value package blind-box surgery

ZER UWU IS VERBOTEN

Don’t pull out the heater unless you plan to throw down

I’m here to shit post and retweet porn and I’m all out of porn 😎

finished this little animated doodle

Put an FPGA in my Hitachi magic wand.

Call that Vibe Coding…

T H E I N T E R N E T

thinking about girls who wear heels without nylons

this is my master stroke

you’re not ugly, you’re just not your type.

Cell phone but with a full 100% MX Keyboard

Took @yvethered.bsky.social to experience their first Bingsu. Of course they pick one of the wildest ones. Those pop rocks traumatized me.

Two Fat-Taur Authentication.

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

ITS DONE AND IT DRIVES BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER DRIVEN BEFORE!!!! The project that started on Thanksgiving is over, transmission has been rebuilt and it feels phenomenal.