"Someone should develop Angine de Poitrine's gibberish into an actual language" bro French is already a language

I'll do it for you!

This is more out of touch than what timothee said. It's not a dunk to say "AI can take your job"

"Those are microtones bro, they're in between tones. The riff is 24 counts so the drummer shifts from 6 to 4 but the riff doesn't change. It's really impressive bro you wouldn't get it because you use music for enjoyment instead of annoying your girlfriend bro"

I didn't realize Angine de Poitrine were from an alternate dimension I thought they were just Quebecois

There's nothing more embarrassing than trying to dunk on me to defend AI. Oh did chat gpt write that insult?

Your mom's tripped on delivery

Mirroring the devs

What's depressing? Did reading this fire your racism neurons?

This would be a block from me too

Maybe next time a company names itself after the evil thing from a book series we should take that to mean they are ontologically evil

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Being a trans pole dancer means wondering if the dude who liked all my pole videos then suddenly unfollowed me did it because he saw my bulge or because he couldn't see my bulge

The way I am fighting for my life to make myself write this book because I want to finish one God damned book before the fascists take me, just one fucking book. All I've ever wanted to do is write books, why is it I can write fifty 10-page stories but not 500 pages of one story, cmon man

The Trans have laid claim either back off or step out the closet

Trying to figure out if this is a joke or about a beloved family pet named after the yoda baby

The trans have laid claim. Be grateful we moved easter

Pig eye. Just a regular pig eye

Human eye

Here's the difference between a pig eye and a human eye

Just told someone to enjoy their meal and they said "you too" but I'm not eating, I'm at work you dumbass. How embarrassing. I'm going to tell their crush how embarrassing they are. I'm going to put it in missed connections so everyone in pdx knows to avoid them

Hasan read my chat today so I guess you could say I'm a catch

Professional contact: so good to network with you, do you have an Instagram?
Me: sure do! (You’re about to see so much booty cheek)

I actually go to the three little dots and hit "copy text" because it's faster than highlighting text on an android

I was thinking in a timeframe of like 4 billion years not 4 decades

I think art has a very significant place in resistance, including comedy, but comedy can do more harm than good when it's used to pacify an inactive population rather than maintain morale among an active resistance.

At long enough a term they're both the same

I might enjoy a little freezing to death, but there's a new episode of euphoria on Sunday and a cute girl at the gym and I want to learn to play the song stuck in my head so I guess I'll settle with some hot chicken soup and a cup of tea

If I wanted to be as comfy as possible I would just die, death is like the comfiest thing.

Why can't I take two years off playing guitar and just come back like nothing happened, why do my fingers have to hurt so much

I love how the Instagram algorithm knows to put all my crushes first in the stories followed by all the people I cringe watch