The Supreme Court found that a school acknowledging the existence of LGBTQ people was such a violation of freedom of religion that they had to allow opt outs but now the 5th circuit says kids being exposed to the ten commandments isn't. The law is such a joke.

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

A lot of historical reenactments should be more like this.

If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for?

The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

A photo of a screen in the game Vampire Therapist showing a first person pov of the interior of a luxe coffin - the lining is red velvet and there are several red pillows with gold trim as well as an old-fashioned oil lamp, a tv screen that is currently blank, and a bottle of blood liquor next to a partially filled wine glass. It is indeed quite luxurious digs for our cowboy friend turned vampire therapist. The dialogue box for Sam displays a quote from Little Women, which Sam is reading before bed. It says: I am angry nearly every day of my life, Jo, but I have learned not to show it, and I still hope to learn not to feel it, though it may take me another forty years to do so.

What does a cowboy vampire from the 1800s who fell in with the 19th century transcendentalists read before bed? Little Women, apparently. I freaking love this game.

Vampire Visual Novel game with BIPOC vampires???
A dark skinned lady vampire???
SHE’S A VAMPIRE DETECTIVE?!!! 👀

Oh hell yes I backed this!
17 hours to go! Help fund this project!

The hour of our ascension draws near.

I thought this point Eric made about how libraries are early introductions to a social contract was really interesting, too:

Skully has a much deserved smoke break

Keep On Keepin' On

#Art by Tommy Devoid

Oh, this is categorically unacceptable.

I don't often call for boycotts, but if you read local news, it's time to check if you're subscribed to a McClatchy paper and look for other options.

Warren: "Will you disclose how you divest those assets, or will you just collect the check for $100 million from someone whose whole business is betting on what the Fed will do?"

Warsh: "Ethics officials at the Fed. Reserve and the Office of Government Ethics-"

Warren: "I will take that as a no."

GALLEGO: Earlier today, you told Sec. Kennedy that Trump never demanded you to cut interest rates. Is that your sworn testimony?

WARSH: That is, senator.

GALLEGO: Okay. Well someone here is lying then. Because Trump confirmed he pressed you on interest rate cuts.

Cortez Masto to Warsh: In 2007, you said 'subprime mortgages have gotten a bad name.' You said you have no regrets. How can we trust that you're accurate now when you were wrong then?

Sen. Jack Reed to Warsh as he dodges questions about divesting his assets: "Excuse me. I must commend you on the way you can circularly go around questions and not answer them. It's a skill. Unfortunately it's not a good skill for the chairman of the Fed."

ELIZABETH WARREN: Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?

KEVIN WARSH: Uhm, we try to keep politics if I'm confirmed out of the Federal Reserve

WARREN: I'm just asking a factual question

WARSH: I believe this body certified the election

WARREN: That's not the question I'm asking

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

I've been literally parked on the highway for 45 minutes, stopped behind a presumably nasty accident. Whole fam is slowly going mad. We already got out and took the dog for a walk.

Send cookies.

a receipt from a dispensary showing a sale at 4:20 on 4/20. in the blurry background on the couch is a curious chiweenie peering at the viewer.

heyooo

Tweet by INFOWARS @infowars Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They're In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You're Wearing My Shirt, Don't Mean You're Me!" @HarrisonHSmith WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW! x.com/i/broadcasts/1... [Video with a pink and shiny Alex Jones standing around in a studio having lost his shirt] LOW IQ [this is written on a baseball cap on the desk] I11:21 PM UTC+1 Apr 20, 2026

Two images stacked Top is a pink and shiny half-naked and possibly intoxicated Alex Jones standing around in a studio, having lost his shirt. There a bloke sat at a desk looking slightly confused. Lower image is the new Infowars logo which now has rainbow neon letters and The Onion logo where the O is. It's just beautiful

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

Screenshot of a CNN article titled "They tried everything and nothing worked. Now women are turning to cannabis for help."

Despite it all, men continued to speak.

Ah yes, the yearly "Got my bonus... and it's immediately spent paying down credit card balances."

When you’re just trying to start your day but it’s 2026…

Two red squirrels sitting next to each other in a bird feeder, studiously avoiding eye contact as they munch on sunflower seeds. Barely visible on the right is the nose of a third squirrel about to cause chaos.

One squirrel holds down another while a third squirrel squirms on its back as the three of them high-speed wrestle in a wooden bird feeder.

A chaotic ball of three red squirrels in a wooden tray feeder. Seeds fly through the air as they recreate the cartoon depiction of a fight as a cloud of dust with arms and legs sticking out.

One squirrel lies on its back eyes closed against the chaos, almost in the arms of another who looks appalled at the third squirrel face-planting in the feeder at the feet of the other two.

Chaos in the bird feeder this morning. My two squirrel buddies decided to tolerate each other again so I grabbed my camera. A third tried to get in on the action and these crazy photos ensued.

I promise no squirrel was injured. All of this happened in the space of seconds. #Mammals 🌿

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

"...The signature line on the check just says 'wife?'"
"Yes. I am wife. Take wife's money for radio."

I think that not knowing if you're writing good code would indicate that you aren't doing better at your job, myself.

Sounds like something a future skull-on-a-stake would say.