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Posts by DeadParr0t

Ils sont complétement hors sol. Sur orbite, à ce stade.

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Loved Sandworm. Looking forward to reading that one !

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En particulier avec Chronopost, j'ai l'impression. Je les fuis comme la peste, désormais.

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In french we don't say "Welcome to my house", we say "Fais pas attention au bordel" and i think it's beautiful.

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a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes . Alt: Childish Gambino walking into a room holding pizza boxes. The room is on fire

logging on

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Je euh ... pardon ?
J'allais dire : ça donne envie de lire votre Discord, juste pour rire ... mais pas sûr que ça me fasse rire bien longtemps.
Ca me donne envie de vous souhaiter bien du courage, par contre.

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a cartoon character is standing in front of lockers ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of lockers

Elle aime les mecs qui mangent les craies grasses. Force à elle. (ou à nous, chais pas.)

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... JFC.

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Je propose qu'ils aillent se faire cuire le cul.
C'est pas spécialement subtil, mais c'est le premier truc qui me vient.

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i am done with Self Care
It is time for Others Harm
an animorphs style photo of a blond girl turning into a cheetah

i am done with Self Care It is time for Others Harm an animorphs style photo of a blond girl turning into a cheetah

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Absolutely agree. Once getting the hang of CO, there's no going back to LR (and Adobe and its absolutely horrendous commercial practices).
It does everything better, although it can take a while getting used to the workflow/logic.
(AND its color correction options are just ... years ahead of LR.)

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lmfao

(Yes, it's not that much of an answer, but it kinda sums it up on this side of the screen.)

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a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
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"The opportunities I create". Bro, you're going to a café, just settle down for a minute.

*laughs in french*

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The Jetsons lied to us

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Oh. Oh no, c'mon, lmao.

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J'avoue, je commence à me poser la question aussi, hein. Là, quand même, y'a un truc.

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"i'm on the struggle bus today" bro i am driving the struggle bus. and if it goes slower than 55 mph it's going to explode

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big ooof

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File listing obtained from RCE on a pentested app.

File listing obtained from RCE on a pentested app.

Oops.
Welp, time to call the client, I guess. (again.)
That dude is gonna hate me, by the end of the week😅

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502 Bad Gateway. I maybe, possibly, seem to have crashed the production during pentest. Oops. Sorry.

502 Bad Gateway. I maybe, possibly, seem to have crashed the production during pentest. Oops. Sorry.

Oops.

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This, and the A/B story aren't that different, anymore.

Still, good remake, overall. Just started Leon B.

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When your script has so many errors the computer asks you to change it from .py to .wtf, man makes a face

When your script has so many errors the computer asks you to change it from .py to .wtf, man makes a face

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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]

From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:

NEWSREADER:

Extraordinary images here 

of an expat in Dubai 

[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]

…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.

[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. 

CLIVE MYRIE:

To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent

DAVID JONES:

Clive, this is momentous

It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.

[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]

You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.

It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.

CLIVE MYRIE:

Which are…?

DAVID JONES:

You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, 
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.

CLIVE MYRIE:

And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?

DAVID JONES:

I think we can expect to see:

“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”

CLIVE MYRIE:

Mmm. 

[Ends]

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

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when you set the zelda voice language to italian that's a link to the pasta

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