I'm sorry, what?????

oh god they're letting the phillies cook

Blooper sacrifice

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Do you think you're a good person?

Ohh, interesting. We just moved in a couple months ago, so that'll probably go on our to do list

The smoke detector in this apartment is so sensitive we're gonna have to put a plastic bag and hanger over it like we're smoking in a college dorm just to cook literally anything in peace

I'm so sick of the Detroit Red Wings

I'm so sick of the Detroit Red Wings

The City Connect jerseys don't feel AI generated. They feel designed by a team who knows everyone's gonna hate whatever they come up with because the higher ups approving their work have 0 design knowledge and dollar signs in their eyes

That was the first thing I noticed but commenting on the bi jerseys felt more pressing lol

*squints at the Royals' color scheme* I guess Brennaman was right about Kansas City

i love how this doesn't trigger the link warning dialog because it's on their own domain

Mercifully, Wheeler and Harper and the rest of the Phillies have just been a collective hallucination. They aren't real, and they can't hurt you.

you didddddd, how rude lol

CONGRATS !!!

the way I knew this was about your interview and I got scared lmao

I am going to deep fry and eat the LiMu emu, and possibly also Doug

accidents happen

Welp, everything sucks and nothing's ever going to get better so why do I bother

Keeping my fingers crossed for you 🤞

I need sleepy meds

Braves managers Walt Weiss trying to stop angels jorge Soler

*record scratch* you might be wondering how I got here

Just realized I "napped" for like 6 hours... I've made a grave mistake

Chiitan loves transgender people from the bottom of my heart🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

From a fairy like Chiitan, it seems natural for everyone to live as their true selves. That’s why, until the day Chiitan disappears and is gone, I’ll keep sending gentle messages so that all transgender people can live happily.

Took a devils nap and woke up to see the Flyers won at least! But the Phillies......

There's a doings a transpirin'

an old man being mugged by a guy with a knife in the first panel followed by the would-be “victim” pulling out a gun in the second panel to turn the tables and surprise the attacker. The victim is replaced by the Rockies Dinger mascot in both panels.

It’s so easy right now, feeling and really in practical terms *being* so powerless, to start feeling like everything is shit and nothing is worth anything anyway

That’s pathetic cope and you should reject it