I’m me

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Hm?

(Trench coat clad man with small beady sunglasses and a cool green tie stops and sits across from me at train station and opens a brief case revealing single perfectly housed cans of Coke Classic, Coke Zero, Sprite, and DP)

Me: Seedy location, no?

Him: I deal in sodas. Seedy is safe, my friend.

scrooge was going through it

They should have done this in the matrix

during thanksgiving my family went around the table and said what they were thankful for. we all said the default "family and friends" stuff except for my grandpa, who only said "i'm thankful for the president." when prompted to say more he refused. i swear to god i'm not joking

Lol

feudal lord MF DOOM:

The tyrant taxes, stacks it, crop yields to shields and axes
Lax, but in his field his task is wield and sack, hence;
Profits with his fist clenched, wassails for his fifth wench
Kiss-quenched, claimed alpine bloodline: swiss-french

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The phantom of the menace is here. With a big big blade 🎶

The Hamas atrocities revealed the incompetence and falsity of the right-wing program of security through brutality, and now the broad institutional center of Western military and political power is signing off on retaliatory mass murder, and U.S. pundits are really going with How the Left Went Wrong

Why do they call him Putin when you put in the cold ukraine of out hot eat the ukraine?

Bugs be like yeah my baby just turned a minute wait until he reaches his 30th minute, the lamp don’t look so bright then. I don’t know

2 state solution? I need a solution to my 2 states: depression and anxiety😐

I have stroke game and go but my click game is weak

They can keep twitter. We’re having on the good site

Gruce Greenscreen

Bruce Springsting

Oh please.

If it doesn’t come directly from aliens or a group of guys who live in wire filled RV’s it’s fucking fake and I don’t trust it

It all feels slimey and off

id be so pissed if the way we find out aliens are real is through a congressional hearing. boring

It heals Mother Nature gives us her medicine

More like of Brad Pitt had a baby with young doctor who had a baby with call me by your name.