BIG THINGS are NOT COMING for Memphis Punk Rock Flea Market on May 10th and Maribeth Fest 6 on August 9th.........

APRIL FOOLS 🥸

I'm thinking about sausage cheese jalapeño kolaches again

I am losing my god damn mind about Tim Poole coming for Laura Jane Grace and self proclaiming himself as an og against me fan

🥺🫣

Promoting and talking about myself and anything I do outside of just posting selfies feels like the most painful thing on earth maybe one day my self loathing won't run this deep but GOD DAMN LOL LOL LMAO

Most of the problems in the world were caused by polyamorous men

My psychiatrist (of about 6 years at this point) recommended a new therapist for me and said "she's the opposite of Christian counseling" 💀 lolololol

JD Vyvanse

They should make zyns with weed

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Single valentines day so I'm buying myself a tattoo today lalalala

drake just put out a new song where he softly sings "i'm hating haaard / i'm hating way too haaard" and with everything going on, i just don't believe him. not after we've seen what hating way too hard actually looks like

Do yall think I'm Jar Jar Binks coded?

Alllll the upcoming dates we have with Mac Sabbath:

Makeup is overrated imo 🙊

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SOMETHING FOR SLUGGO? YES- - - I WANT THE NICEST VALENTINE IN THE STORE NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM— I WANT A MOST BEAUTIFUL CARD ( NANCY SEES SLUGGO OUTSIDE THE SHOP, WITH ANOTHER GIRL) SIGN IN WINDOW- CARDS I'LL TAKE THIS ONE MESSAGE ON CARD- TO A BIG DUMB APE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 14,1946

okay but Kendrick didn't say "we gon be alright" last night so my outlook for this year is still bleak 😢

Thank u sweet bean 😻😽

I feel better but I'm under the weather
Forever whatever etc

Be the cringe you want to see in the world

In the midst of all these social media platforms popping up lately, I’m kinda upset not a single one brought back the top 8. Give us the top 8. Let. Friendships. Be. Destroyed.

thinkin about kolaches 💭

Never doing that again

I know my worth but sometimes I forget

I am become Captain Save-A-Hoe

I don't think he's gonna want to be my bf but it's still fun to crush for rn

May the diss tracks written about you not be total bangers

Pride is a riot again in 2025

He also drunk texted me the other night that he loved me lol