I thought Trump was in favor of keeping men out of women's sports.

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

Tried to bypass latest lane closing on Normal today by taking backup route, 27th St., only to discover one of the 2 left-turn lanes on Capital Parkway was closed. Suffice to say, I will be making some suggestions here on what else the city can do with its traffic cones. #LNK

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Celebrate Earth Day: soil yourself

It will never not be funny to see this guy singing the praises of the Ten Commandments.

FWIW, the Grand Unified Theory of Alan Dershowitz remains what it has always been: The man will do absolutely anything to get on the tee-vee.

so ... you don't care what people say?

took me a few seconds, but yes!

A Jim Pillen roundtable. You folks at home make up your own jokes.

From Opening - Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) MGM Series YouTube video by Marcos Paulo Pajeu

Are you adequately prepared to rock? "From" is back, season 4, and with it a weekly dose of the Pixies' creepy cover.
youtu.be/Rg0QBuXU_TM?...

PSA for anybody new to "From": Do NOT make "We need to talk" your drinking game.

Rhiannon Giddens & Dirk Powell - We Could Fly (Live on eTown) YouTube video by eTown

Are you adequately prepared to rock? The wonderful Dirk Powell has a new solo record out this month. Haven't heard it yet, but it's in the queue. Meantime, there's this gorgeous number, with the also great Rhiannon Giddens.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fA...

Relax, you guys. Trump already has reopened eight straits. I'm sure he'll get this one done, too.

OK, but Six Feet Under? For real, my friend.

ME: Do you have blueberry muffins?

THEM: We have blueberry scones.

ME: Thank you. Can you list all of the things that are nothing like what I asked about?

"Cauldron"? Someone at Journal Star needs to disable social media coordinator's thesaurus access.

The Animals - House Of The Rising Sun (Music Video) [4K HD] YouTube video by Timeless Music

Happy 84th, Alan Price, whose organ helped transform this ancient folk song into one of the most stunning records of the '60s -- well, ever, really. Eric Burdon, early 20s Brit, sounded like an old Black bluesman; absolutely a voice for the ages.

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Seeking the nexus of the universe on a Sunday drive in rural eastern Nebraska.

Not entirely sold on my new plant ID app.

Strait's closed again.

Liz Phair -- 6'1" - Sessions At West 54th YouTube video by Lucas Calabrez

Are you adequately prepared to rock? OMG, Liz Phair turns 60 a week from today. Her '93 "Exile in Guyville" just might be greatest debut album ever -- and incredibly influential. Hot, whip-smart and, oh my, she had quite the mouth on her. Absolute legend.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1TR...

Even better is when in, say, the week of July 4th, your mower finds a somehow-undiscovered hard-boiled Easter egg and sends that aroma wafting.

Trump, doing Wordle:
Person
Woman
Man
Camera
TV
Person (again)

"On the flight to Turkey, the pope revealed that he had solved The Times’s Wordle puzzle in three guesses that morning."

I can relate to Vance. I converted to Catholicism some 40 years ago, after 18 months of instruction in the faith, and I immediately found Pope JP II to be an utter mess theologically. Amateur hour, really.

that mofo Vance just said the Pope needs to wear a funnier hat. Sonuvabee, this guy.

MIDNIGHT OIL - BEDS ARE BURNING YouTube video by MOLOTOV

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Happy 73rd to Aussie rocker, activist and politician Peter Garrett. He was one of the most mesmerizing live performers of his time, and this one of the great bangers of all time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vg4...

The Church Tells J.D. He's Wrong About Christianity. Again. I'm sensing a pattern here.

The Church Tells J.D. He's Wrong About Christianity. Again.
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