On the bus, headed to O’Hare for a million-hour journey to Morocco and the FIAF Congress!!

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

When he talks about us becoming the most lethal warfighters, I think he must mean turning the troops into walking biological weapons

Ok, first of all, if you have to do the work of an employee (scanning your shit), you are entitled to an employee discount…….…

Incredibly stacked draft class of Guggenheim Fellows this year, but awarding Steve Reinke with a prize is some galaxy brain shit.

it's time to admit the haters were wrong and ari aster was cooking with gas on eddington

TikTok Slipknot ass band

After 70 years of space flight, our means of leaving earth remains unchanged: put people inside a bullet and fire a gun at god

They aren’t even married????

I want to see a fancy chef attempt to make a perfect meal while children construct an elaborate box fort in the kitchen

If I time it right, I can announce a successful NASA splashdown at the end of my introduction to tonight's screening with Ute Aurand

campuses arrested, violently ejected, and disappeared their own students and denied them degrees and visas, do you really think that reflects poorly on THE STUDENTS?

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

“Such was their inquiry; and the judgment given to Croesus by each of the two oracles was the same, to wit, that if he should send an army against the Persians he would destroy a great empire.”

Had to go to Mag Mile today and there were no joke eight separate “old-timey” photographers offering to print onto “vintage newspaper” on either side of the river on Michigan. If we don’t spray the area soon, the whole riverwalk will be infested by June

From the stockroom to the big room [they forgot/don’t know it’s called the oval office]

This is how all those POV pornos get made

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm

The only democracy in the Middle East, I'm told.

Making the prediction now: we are going to see a return of Dynaflex vinyl by year's end if the US doesn't lose this war in a timely fashion.

Wrigleyville but not for the Cubs game

Soundtrack for the day

Pick it up and drop it in the ocean

I think if everyone protesting today really concentrated on it, we could levitate the Pentagon

O'Neill Burke rejects bid for special prosecutor to target ICE, says it threatens to 'thwart' justice The Cook County state's attorney pushed back on a broad coalition's effort to have an independent official installed to investigate the federal agents behind Operation Midway Blitz. She said she’s not...

Burke protects ICE.

ICE kidz at the airport.

A child soldier to replace the waves of dead infantrymen fighting the bugs in Starship Troopers.

"I'm doing my part!"

For 50 million smackers they better put the pool back in there...and keep the Pub and Doc!

[Donald Duck voice] CinemaScope!

Between ICE now at airports and…this, I’m feeling rather glad I bought refundable tickets to Morocco for FIAF

Coconut paleta on the alley porch, with what feels like a June breeze in the air. Will it feel at least this nice when he dies?