nothing feels worse than wet carrier bag

while the inside of a hoodie may appear welcoming, its fabrics were never meant to touch the flesh of man so intimately

small mistakes I've made more than once and will make again:

putting a hoodie on with no t-shirt underneath after a shower

there are so many of these and they are all dogshit

johnson brother's "born to shop" series mug from the early 21st century. a relic of the past, emblazoned with two women sat atop scattered shoeboxes, accompanied by the pithy "if the shoe fits, buy it in every colour"

we men used to create stuff with our hands and minds.

a screenshot of a bomb from the game "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes"

TOMORROW NIGHT, possibly my most chaotic stream yet...

The Bog Boys have been tasked with bomb defusing duties. God help us all.

7:15pm, Tuesday 22nd July, with
@slothehhh.bsky.social
@newkuu.bsky.social
@macaroniprince.bsky.social

and introducing... @austincrabbe.bsky.social

grok is this true?!

I need to hear from any and all that have access to a magpie puppet

I'm working on something big here

When I was 21, I had to go to one of these for not realising the 60 zone had changed to 50. Curse you Thetford Bypass.
Anyway, on the day I had a terrible case of the shits, but my dad insisted I went and stressed that I must tell the instructor I'm ill or they'd think I was on drugs.

you can shove your humidity up your arse

how big a bowl of couscous would it take to be able to experience the delicious waft of semolina being hydrated from say, a distance of 100m?

It's me. I'm one of the elusive three.

I swear, you'll never see anything like this again. So watch it, drink it in (from 5:30pm BST)

I am taking my dad to see mission impossible

I would describe his mood as giddy

yes, I'm a generational hater, and yes, I do look forward to him being Norwich manager in the next 9-15 months

the most accurate thing I've ever said is that Russell Martin is an opportunist who keeps failing upwards - the highlights of his managerial career are finishing fourth with one of the best relegated squads in championship history and having a lot of possession

he's quite good

I cannot possibly fathom

(its not armistice day related, that was an unintended coincidence)

It's 162 days til you'll learn to mind your manners

"A" problem? Pfft, chance would be a fine thing methinks.

yeah good one smartypants. and I played the banjocazoozoo on the WD40.

LIAR

"I have a second job as the architect of an up-and-coming food-based theme park"

I've had a really nice day with my friends under the caring gaze of Mr Bao

it is 75 days until I have to watch football again

Donate to Dwayme and Erikas Broken Bathroom Fund, organized by Matthew Pauley Hi, y'all know us, probably. It's Dwayme and Erika from the internet. A few … Matthew Pauley needs your support for Dwayme and Erikas Broken Bathroom Fund

it would be lovely if you could help with this and squash the stank

gofund.me/816487e0

what i don't understand is why he took himself to the back of the fairly empty bus for a sit, but to each his own I suppose

you know, people sometimes get sad about aging, but I just saw an old man ride the bus for 30 seconds. that's unparalleled freedom.

played oblivion, switched off playstation, bbc 4 leonard bernstein documentary immediately begins.

i've got to go to bed. i've got to.

and yet...