May I suggest third option: Handing them a shrink ray and offering for them to practice on you so they can feel more confident with their lover at home.

#SizeSky #NSFW #RudderWritesNSFW

Hmm, Micro May is around the corner, so I should practice with having small friends (or being one). But of course it has to be very affectionate and/or lewd practice, because we have fun here.

Likes and replies for otter shenanigans!

Hard not to notice the blushing on her billboard-sized face, or the rising heat of her body from how flustered and excited she is.

In the comfort of a private room, we can chat, cuddle, flirt, and more!

I need to pick up tiny Teren for fun more often, it seems!

Urethral fucking is such a fun sizeplay scenario, so good!

Spekk, I need you to understand I was very tired when I first saw this and I thought that the kaiju was doing a pretty pose in the second panel and was wearing pasties with the yellow-and-black nuclear symbol on them at a first glance before I actually paid attention to the page.

I'd be delighted to say yes and share a shower with such a sweet if nervous big fella!

Though hopefully my size doesn't come back too quickly, but either way I will be flirting with him and propositioning to fool around together.

More like too cute!

I think we should do this frequently.

Hmm, last time I fell for that, I woke up fifty light years from Earth on your ship...

But surely you wouldn't pull that trick a second time.

"Orion, can you just... If you move a little, I- Look, you're blocking the way into my apartment."

... Hmph. Darn dangerously hot space friends!

You owe me a kiss for this one.

Can't believe you hacked my ship and made it orbit your dick for hours. 😵‍💫💦

Not much for destruction, but I admit there's a lot of joy in Orion having the world as his plaything. Maybe I will simply imagine there's a bubble shield protecting the planet so he can have his fun...

The world always needs more giant Tyler, or Tyler with a shrink ray.

May I offer you a helping of "Small nerd gets huge and the jock who was taller than him is both supportive and so horny about it"?

"accident"

Yeah, I don't think so.

Listen, I know there's a moral here about the understanding of economics and how "make there be more money" is a terrible answer to the problem.

But my first thought is "Wow, they tried to argue about inflation with Tuzz, and he's an expert on that topic!"

I'll be so gentle with him, don't you worry. Kind and soft and caring enough to make his heart race from blushing and from being so lovingly taken care of.

The otter who starts off casual about everything but slowly gets more playful as he notices buttons being pushed...

I think Piper should be around a playful otter and struggle with wondering whether all their fooling around is just for the fun of it or something more. Get carried into a bathtub, or casually dropped into an underwear drawer and shut in for a bit "as a prank".

Imagine getting smaller and having your feet leave the floor as you're pinned to the wall by their bulge. Feeling it shift and press over your shrinking figure, so warm and soft and inviting...

I think goats should be shrinky and should be getting lifted out of oversized clothes by affectionate friends.

Getting a double whammy of realizing all the stuff he's into at this size and realizing that the reason he chose this particular friend is because he really wanted them in particular to own him.

His teensy heart skips a beat when they say he's like a tiny girlfriend because they live together now.

When I said "I accept tips", this is neither definition of the double entendre I had in mind!

Embrace the power of the bad joke. Let it flow through you and strengthen you!

You're just afraid of my brilliance! I shan't be silenced by kaijus!

Happy birthday! I hope you have plenty of cake, of whatever variety you prefer!

#RudderJokes

What do you call a nano who can't get a date because they have a bad personality?

An in-cell.

Two adorable and very sweet dorks. You're both great people and anyone who knows you as a friend is lucky!

"Orion, please!"

A smirking masked face leans in. "Long live the insole." His fingers, inescapable vice, let go, and I plummet towards the mouth of a boot...