Coming soon: Trump Issues First Self Presidential Pardon

A man who will lie to your face about how much hair he has on his bald head will lie to you about everything and anything.

The Bibi Comb-over.

Trump is a master negotiator and he's pulling all of the levers of power to leverage a peace deal to end the war that he started because he's a terrible negotiator.

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The grift > The grief

Erika Kirk is here with her smokey eye mascara to collect her blood money check.

When the final curtain came down, Frank Sinatra had dementia and so does Trump.

So we are allowing Russian oil to flow to China to keep energy prices lower in Europe and the United States? Hmm. It's not any cheaper in my neighborhood.

"No, I'm not worried about being complicit in war crimes because I'll get my presidential pardon."
-Chris Wright

We have the dumbest man in the world as our president.🟧💩

Sean Hannity has strong "deny me 3 times before the cock grows" energy.

My granddaughter stands like that after she drops a load in her pullups.

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Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?

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Sean Hannity has no moral compass. He worships whomever gives him the opportunity to make the most money.

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It's almost like Trump doesn't have a fucking clue who we're actually negotiating with from Iran.

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Trump just lies with impunity and not one of his supporters will check him.

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Trump doesn't have a floor. He has no bottom on how low and despicable he can go.

If Swalwell were Trump, he'd stay in the race, call people names, and get elected.

So conceding an election loss is a possibility for a wanna be dictator? Interesting.

Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz after Iran peace talks fail Trump said the U.S. blockade will stop Iran from policing the strait and benefiting economically while the rest of the world suffers from its closure.

I see your blockade and I'll raise you a blockade.

No wonder all of his casinos went bankrupt. Dumb mother fucker.

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Magyar is much better looking the Viktor Orban. He looks like he's right out of central casting. And much younger and everyone knows I like them young. I'm changing my support to Magyar. Make Magyar Great Again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-Donald J. Trump

Wow. Impressive stamina. The low energy Trump Reich gave peace a chance for one whole day.

I read this as "sell your soul for Ambien..." This pic works for both.

Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal.

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Jeffrey Epstein would be so proud of his little Donny hitting on the hottest guys.

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That's now 9 wars I've ended. Where is my Nobel Peace Prize?
-Donald J. Trump

In 2 weeks, the Trump-Iranian War will end and the Trump Epstein Files wl be released. Again.

I remember when Trump said Marco Rubio had a small dick.

Wow. So this is what Marxist Socialist Communists do? Sign me up for more of this.

Wow. I'm today years old to learn that the US military has prepared and trained for the eventually of rescuing a downed pilot in enemy territory and actually doing it. It's never happened before in our history. This should be taught in American schools. Wow. We are finally great under Trump. 🙌🏻

And now Trump has turned his illegal war into a holy war.

Fucking gross. Comparing the adulterer, tax cheat, liar, rapist, murderer, and thief to Jesus. If there was a god he should smite them all.