Heated Rivalry crossover fanfic?

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Final day fixtures:

Worthing v Ebbsfleet

Hornchurch v Maidenhead

Weston-super-Mare v Dorking

Hemel Hempstead v Salisbury

Tonbridge v Torquay

Bath v Maidstone

Screenshot of a league table showing Worthing in 1st place (automatic promotion) with 81 points, Hornchurch in 2nd with 80, Dorking 3rd with 78 (both playoff semi final places), Hemel Hempstead 4th also on 78 points, Torquay 5th on 77, Ebbsfleet 6th on 77, Weston-Super-Mare 7th on 77 (4th to 7th place gets playoff quarter final places), Maidenhead 8th on 76 points and Maidstone 9th with 74 points.

The National League South is doing National League South things again (one game left, three points for a win, nine teams in with a chance of either promotion or entering the playoffs).

'I was shocked': Melbourne man's 'unbelievable' find after buying house Daniel Xu has loved trains since he was a child. In a surprising twist of fate, he now lives above an extensive hobby train network set.

I definitely need to open up the sealed off portion of our attic now!

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heated chivalry

Headline: Kanye West pospones France gig until further notice

Fans can either seek refunds, or keep hold of their tickets until the Vichy government is reinstated

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

Bet Lokomotiv are steaming!

So, it turns out neither the movie or the stage show of Moulin Rouge feature One Week by Barenaked Ladies in the Elephant Love Song medley.

It's possible I've watched the SNL sketch too many times.

Technically sung on a West End stage!

(A very generous interpretation of the noises I just made, while lounging in the CanCan seats at Moulin Rouge and resting my arm on the adjacent stage, is that I was "singing")

I love unreliable narrators!

(Or do I?)

me: our cat is not eating dinner properly for days

wife: thats right

wife: we are v concerned

me: thats right

vet: who feeds him at what time

me: me at 5

wife : me at 7

vet: Let me make a suggestion

I feel so sorry for the staff of this fast food chain popular with youths, as their four digit order numbers on this school holiday day have just ticked over from 6699.

I think everyone would agree that the police and MPs shouldn’t be shoplifting.

It was argued to me that we don't need the disc version as we have a Blu-ray player already

After a US only cinema release, and a 4k only physical release which would require me to spend £150 on a new blu-ray player, The Warning's concert movie is finally available for me to buy digitally...via Amazon only.

That goddamn monkey's paw, man.

crimsonwastes cat when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That | Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Goina To Scream

See also cats while you’re sleeping: mother is asslep? Mother is vulnerable to predators in her slep? I shall stand guard directly on her tit

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ARTEMIS FROM SAILOR MOON WAS AT THE ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH AND IM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT

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Pilgrim I literally never read a prologue on principle alone. If it's that important, it should be in the book.

Doyle789 I agree completely. The epilogues and prologues aren't part of the story. If they were important they would be part of the story. People write forwards for books, that's just another person writing about what they thought about the book or author... I assume that's what author is doing in the prologue and epilogues

Erin I agree. I feel like it's stuff that wasn't good enough to be in the book 20h Reply 100

dude epilogues and prolouges to me are equivalent to dvd bonus features and are therefore skippable unless you're really into it 8h Reply • 255

I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????

Coping with the delicate feelings of the morning after a fun but heavy night by reading the Wikipedia page for Lucozade like a totally normal person

Deranged placement of Tesco which does nothing well

Shirley Manson calls ban on trans girls from Guides 'cruel and nonsensical' Garbage singer Shirley Manson has described a ban on transgender girls in the Guides as 'weird, cruel and nonsensical'

I’ve always thought Shirley was just absolutely fucking splendid: an amazing talent and a good and decent human being

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

I was playing Football Manager earlier today when I got offered the Tottenham job!

I thanked them but declined the offer, hung up the phone and then returned to playing my game.

Debating whether to purchase a second copy of my current book, as it's just shy of 1000 pages and my e-reader is so much lighter than the paperback version!

BUY THEM THE POOP TANKS

Genuinely surprised at some of these, there are some absolute bangers on here