wait “drinkable cocktails” reads so weird out of context. like ofc it’s drinkable. there needs to be a better word for liquid edibles

hell yeah happy 4/20 in the land of legal weed!!

(my mom and i made drinkable cocktails in her crystal goblets ajsksn)

ugh that’s so weird!! like my hairdresser should ask me to leave a review, my therapist should NOT

a review as in a public google/yelp review? that feels so unethical to me that i’m struggling to wrap my head around how a therapist would defend asking a patient to do it lmao

i bet he’s a better driver than most people in my city

i’ve always dreamed of eventually buying my childhood home but we’re looking at sea level rise maps in one of my classes and it’s gonna be underwater in 15-20 years :/ i hate it here

yOu jUsT dONT gEt iT MoM!!!

woke up and decided that i want to dye my hair black and my mom is trying to talk me down to dark brown. feels like being 14 again

i’m home alone, allergic to bees, and there’s a very angry bee trapped between my front door and my storm door. i have to leave for a meeting in like 45 minutes. hmmmm.

like can you imagine

“where are you from?”

“the [university] history department”

“oh cool, what’s your concentration?”

“…political science?”

i just got asked to represent the history department at a symposium which is sick as fuck but i am not a history major? nor a history minor? like i’m gonna do it but i just know i’m gonna be so out of my element

oh trust me i’ll be there as soon as i have a free weekend!!

rip echo, cause of death: deer’s absolutely radiant smile

this is about geese. apparently i saw them open for jack white four years ago

y’all ever become a fan of a band and then realize you saw them as an opener several years before becoming a fan

thank you 🥺❤️ it’s been a rough time for sure but i really need to stop completely withdrawing from everyone i know when i get stressed lol

handled the situation ☑️

returned to this app ☑️

now i just gotta try to get horny again so i can write

pulled up youtube on the tv and i feel attacked by my recent searches

LOL those two albums are on polar opposite ends of the vibe spectrum! i’d have whiplash

i’m so terrified of retaliation/intimidation that i spent today researching every single way i can protect myself & installing a new deadbolt. yet i would not do a single thing differently. no matter how much money or power a person in your community has, you HAVE to do the right thing.

i got some insane news yesterday and i can’t speak about it publicly (ongoing case + concern for my own safety) but hear this:

doing the right thing is rarely easy and often absolutely terrifying. you have to do it anyway. especially when no one else will.

Too Much Shit Is Happening!!! when will it stop!!!!!

ooh thank you for reminding me that that album exists!! having a tough day and that sounds like a terrific idea

i’m so sorry 🫂 we’re all here for you. sending so much love

all of this + bring back memorization/recitation!! my mom had me reciting shakespeare at 6 and i was so far ahead of my peers in reading that my teachers didn’t know what to do with me

(also has the benefit of being fucking hilarious…a 6 year old going “whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer”)

lately every time i’ve put a record on, i paw through my collection and find lots of great albums, albums i haven’t listened to in a while, albums i’ve never listened to, but i keep ending up listening to reconstruction site. i think there’s crack in this album

thank you 😊🖤

thank you!! 🖤🖤

i forgot to post this yesterday but happy FIVE YEARS (AND ONE DAY) to me!!!!

my husband was like “no fucking way” and he walked around the corner to go look then came back ten seconds later going “okay yeah it’s him”

bitch i told you!!!