I just logged into bsky for the first time in weeks to like this.

Monster Truck for Children | Truck Tunes for Kids | Twenty Trucks Channel YouTube video by twentytrucks

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I dropped some chocolate ice cream into my chest hair and it looked pretty gnarly.

Bryan needs to play TEW.

There's an Uber ad out now with a guy that looks almost exactly like my dad and it's creeping me out.

Butnor

With age comes wisdom, and realizing that while I didn't get laid on prom night, I did eat a shit ton of breakfast burritos at the after-prom party, and that's way better.

They can't get past the table of contents of an issue of Highlights For Children.

I buy shit to fill the void in my soul and nothing I ordered will be here until tomorrow, so I am sad today.

First nice weekend of the year and I've spent 90% of it struggling to stay awake on the couch. I think I should get up and do something but then I realize I have nowhere to go around here. Yesterday I went to Walmart and Burger King for like a half hour and wanted to cry.

I'm not religious but I believe in the Holy Trinity.

It's true. Otherwise I'd be here a lot more often.

I mean, we can hope but who's gonna hold them accountable? No one's doing it now.

When Bam beats up Phil on the toilet.

But it'll be good for art!

Should I watch The Doors if I don't give a shit about The Doors?

He was kidnapped by ninjas.

I'm thinking/hoping I won't get hit as bad but the forecast is still an hour or two out. Last I saw Arkansas is getting hit hard and that storm system is covering multiple states, I'm just on the outside of it.

I'm trying not to worry about the tariff bullshit and focus on the incoming storm and possible tornado bullshit instead.

Probably should watch Heat real soon then, huh.

Maybe now more people will start respecting Batman Forever.

Just had a lightning bolt hit very close to my place seconds after my morning alarm went off. Good times.

"Obliterate that Twink."

Corporate Mall Punk

Found a random trail a good five feet long or so going from the front door of my outside enclosure. It was a worm, I was just out there probably a few hours ago so he must've been going fast. Put him back out in the rain.

Slip-in shoes goated, fuck this bending over bullshit.

This is like in Walk Hard where Dewey on crack accidentally invents punk.

Hidden rooms, yes. Hidden pantries, no. Toilet paper walls, why?