It’s my dads birthday today I hope it sucks ass

You haven’t?

One of my new coworkers was extremely annoying but apparently gave her two weeks the same day I started 🙏🏻 she just left

Wait I didn’t even realize, I’m calling in !!!!

Unfortunately, I’ll have to pass. I have to work 😔

Whole Foods used to be a landmark destination for alternative groceries and the last time I went in there a couple years ago my conclusion was that it’s now basically indistinguishable from a Walmart, except that it is green instead of blue. Such a shame.

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Oh so now miss “nothing will fundamentally change” wants us to lecture us. Girl fuck you

Brother, I’ve never even heard of these

Very excited for this

neon pink boneless pork shoulder, tied and ready for the smoker

neon pink boneless pork shoulder in the smoker

thermomaven probe thermometer app screen

what is your pink?

Why did I think this was a Tshirt being tie dyed

‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way

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Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives

He's like a gay little stuffed animal

He looks like a puppet brought to life by a terrible curse

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger Area Resident Considers Pros, Cons Of Each Garment

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Lmfao

New job is overall great but new boss said today that I should have my phone on me just in case they need to reach me after hours. Lol and lmao. I’ll keep it “with me” but you will not be reaching me lol

Uh oh the site is dying again

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

First day as an infrastructure engineer at Bluesky. They let me put a piece of bologna in the CD drive and nothing bad has happened so far

screenshot of bluesky service status page Service status Last updated 12:04:19 AM | Next update in 51 sec. Some systems down A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT+00:00

please, my reginos, they are very sick

If democrats were serious they’d start dueling again