The peel is the best part of a burn

A man is lost without the sauce. That same man can be lost in the sauce.

So honored to have been able to see such a landmark monument

ocd(?) travel hack: take pictures of everything you’ll have intrusive thoughts about for proof😌

Anyone have book recs on making friends?😭

Therapist rescheduled my intake so she can go get a rare chameleon…ya know what? Hell yeah

I forgot to update on Bluesky so here ya go:
PLEASE read and/or listen to this book. It’s got everything you could want or need- accessibility, education, vulnerability, humor, and hope, among so many other words I could use to describe this beautifully written work of art. So yeah, please read it!!

Picture of a book named “starting somewhere: community organizing for socially awkward people who’ve had enough” by Roderick Douglass with a piece of white paper on bottom right, thanking for purchase, asking to post online, and offering coupon code “Roderick” for 30% off

Posting this on here for the comrades on bs

Truthispublishing.com using code “Roderick” for 30% off. We have a long four years ahead of us. Let’s learn to keep each other safe

According to the house of reps, “you wanna take it outside?” Is not, in fact, a phrase that incites violence. Good to know.

Why should I give a fuck about who has my date if I JUST got ANOTHER letter talking about my date being leaked? At least this time I have control over it

People who don’t have their battery percentage showing give me anxiety. What do you mean you’re just raw dogging guessing when you need to plug it in? I’ve got until 4% before I know my shits gonna die

Loud music is a must when working out so that you can’t hear your knees crack

In other news, water makes things wet

My brain has two moods:
👁️👄👁️
&
🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Idk what it means tho.

I miss the days when books were $7-$10…i used to be able to get so many

“Points on your credit card from getting an organ removed” is honestly one of the best sentences I’ve heard

Nothing will stop me from raising my ya ya ya

Two cats enjoying catnip treat on light vinyl floor

My cats love FNDs*

* (Friday night drugs)

.5 zoomed in picture of dilute tortie cat eating churu with airplane ears

Dilute tortie consuming churu with blep tongue poking out

Duality of man

Perk of wearing a mask in the winter: in addition to helping prevent you and others from getting sick, it keeps your face warm in single digit temps😍

I thought I’d be done tracking periods once I stopped getting them but nooOooO gotta track it for my LuTeAl PhAsE😒

Lolo @LolOverruled The craziest thing about Luigi Mangione getting charged with terrorism for allegedly killing a single rich dickhead who nobody liked is that they didn't charge a single fucking January 6th freak with terrorism and they ransacked the Capitol and killed multiple people

this alone sh b so radicalizing

I should not have been having existential thoughts at 3 years old

Something that frustrates me is that the business/fiscal calendar doesn’t line up with the seasons. Cmon! It was right there!

We LOVE validation from our therapist😌

Screenshot showing the ability of someone to detach a post of theirs that's been quote posted

This is such a funny feature, like this must make people who post like this so angry.

Having blue eyes is all fun and games until you’re driving down the highway, tears streaming down your face, one eye closed, just trying to stay in your lane

My kid is engrossed in learning about golf. Lil lady might go pro and join the LPGA one day🥹 proud parent

God I love double fisting two SF redbulls on a Friday morning

And can you believe we gotta do this shit every day?😩