Why does Kash Patel always appear like he’s playing Kash Patel in an SNL sketch of Kash Patel?

Sorry for your loss. Six months ago we lost our rescue of about 10 years and I’ve never felt grief so acutely.

Absolutely devastating.

At some point I realized the sadness is just a tax for all the joy she brought us.

I don't understand this focus on the gerrymandering, when over 1/3 of Americans don't bother to vote. Every district and every state is flippable if people would get out and vote.

This fake story sounds amazing. What’s the title?

I want to know the book.

It would be nice if the minority party stopped going to war with the left and instead focused on things like a “Christian President” who ignores both The Bible and The Constitution.

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:

Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%

Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%

This is what a rigged system looks like.

GOOD.

That hack has avoided true responsibility for his role in our catastrophe for too long.

Worst CJ ever.

It’s like the great Orwell quote:

“We have always been at war with Eurasia, except during market hours, when we aren’t.”

The amount of hot air coming from this one man, alone, would dispute that.

When you consider he has never set foot inside a church or ever encountered any actual Christian anything, anywhere …

I guess we’ll just need to accept his admission that he does not know what Jesus looks like.

Is it wrong to kind of want a “The Pope is weak on crime” t-shirt?

a man in a suit holds a bird cage in his hand ALT: a man in a suit holds a bird cage in his hand

Jd vance in Islamabad

How on Earth is a pardon promise that is made to cover known illegal actions not an illegal action itself?

They sure they don’t want to chill out up there for another decade or two? I would.

Times are bleak.

But one day, there will come a time of accountability.

Beyond sheer cowardice, I suspect we’ll find more than a few Dems caught up in the corruption mix as well.

Then they are not up to the job they swore to do.

On a serious note —
Pope Leo is asking you to call your Members of Congress

Capitol switchboard
☎️ 202-224-3121

Sorry, why are we even at war with Iran again?

W has got to be relived that a new “mission accomplished “ is incoming.

ConAir

Given what they clearly must know about Prince Andrew, I do not think this we’ll end well for our dumb boy.

Sure would be nice to have Dem leadership capable of leading the charge against a War of Whimsy.

Guess we can’t be all that shocked if Iran commits war crimes against the U.S. then.

🤷‍♂️

What a turd.

To be clear: a crime committed by a president or any elected official cannot, by definition, be an official act of office.

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

And yet? A dozen stories down on the NYT app. Sigh.

Would love to be able to sue this mofo for malpractice.

C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"

So a LIT-E-RAL participation trophy.