Hi big dudes you're so fucking hot it's unreal

Some of y'all genuinely make me drool. I'm so glad my brain is wired this way. 🥴

I'm the birthday boy!! 🎉

This means you have to be nicer to me than usual. ✨💚

I should be breeding a man twice my size right now. 😔

Finally got my hair cut. No more suffering from my hair curling out of control!! ✨

Small top big bottom my beloved...

Also it's crazy that people say this as if most of the iconic and recognizable starters haven't been bipedal.

It's that point in every new generation where we just have to listen to people say the same tired things for a few months. 💀

Yeah, I mean I only listen to people who are nice to me and men with fat asses.

My favorite holiday is tomorrow! Who got me flowers?? ✨💚🌹

This is your regular reminder that you are required to play Persona 3. ✨🌕 🦋

You ever see someone so pretty or take a picture with perfect composition so undeniably pleasing to look at that it pisses you off?

I'm sick to my stomach some of y'all are NOT real people I refuse to believe it.

Since I know some of you have a different taste... ✨💚

👀

My friends are so hot and lovely ✨💚

All riled up... ✨💚

I think about P3 official art a lot. Like goodness this stuff is unbelievably gorgeous... 🌕🦋⚰️

I'm a cute little treat, methinks. ✨💚

Guys...

I think I like (big (fat)) men...

God this is so unbelievably hot ✨💚

Well, no I don't know you.

Just can't stop thinking about you. ✨💚

I want to go home already! ✨💚

I should post dick but I've been too busy with Legends ZA... ✨💚

Please...

I need this man more than you could possibly imagine ✨💚💀

Who needs a treat?? ✨💚

No, because I've always had some unspoken massive crush on this big, pathetic loser... 😭

I need him by the way