Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Hello, vote Green

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

Ok so across the Bond oeuvre (more like oeuf-re amirite) he mentions eggs 116 TIMES

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

"larking" comes from yorkshire dialect "laking", which itself is from old norse "leikr," which is the same origin as danish "leg," hence "lego"

Larking about

In the event of something happening to me
There is something I would like you all to see
It's just a photograph of someone that I knew (it's a leopard)

Enjoying this so far, nothing has happened or seems about to, but in a good way

Although it's possible I'm thinking of obscure ancillary Bee Gee, Leopard Gibb

Dennis the Menace DJ's at the Disco Dancing Party while Biffo inexplicably dances with his clone.

Beano Book 1981

What a week for Popes.

Sunday reading 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

You should keep that leopard, it has charisma

I'm beginning to see this

He looks oddly like Robin Gibb

Pimpin’.

Prussian.

"No, Mister Pastry, I expect you to die"

Armin Mueller Stahl-ass leopard

Why does he look German now

Petition for this pard to be in either my or Rob’s author photo

Ah shit now what’s he up to? He’s sitting on an eames chair smoking a pipe! Who will rid me of this meddlesome cat?

The facial expression is fascinatingly of a piece with 'pissed Aslan', one of Rob's classic images from posts passim

Large threatening leopard update: Rob is meditating so I’ve placed a knife in the leopard’s paw so it’s the first thing he sees when he opens his eyes. Now we wait

I’ve been thinking about that and it’s a battle between his pastoralism and sort of nature-anarchism on the one hand and his enthusiasm for movement, pluralism and human endeavour on the other

Walt Whitman

Rob keeps trying to feed him with my other cuddly toys

I reckon he talks like Viv Stanshall, only evil