Bong with babyfur stickers and kandi

Hit this and lose your potty training

The forbidden baby powder

Why does my t-shirt have to be so short... ohnooo o nooo 🤭

Wedgie maxxing

Pig is staring at you

Oh yeah, it's smooshin time ;3

Ngl it kinda do be like this with my roommate sometimes...

Counter, Numb without Encore.

*sticks a crazy straw through your leak guard*

Why don't you turn over and lick 'em too?

Saggy butt doodle
#abdl

*Fwumps

>:3

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

Bullying yeens like a professionist💦

Blue Nerd: @yetanotherbucky.bsky.social

The schadenfreude of going through the newest epstein file drop. Calling it rn, the pedophile-in-chief is sweating bullets on the Whitehouse bedding blowing up kash patel's phone, and probably will be for the next 48 hours.

Why worry your little head making choices when you can leave the decision to fate instead?

Also, uhhh, is anyone available to come change a yeen >.>?

Living the dream

DUPPY!

"Hey, are you still there? We're getting our asses handed to us man!"

Meanwhile... *fbrrrrt- FWUMP*

But why sit up? Just push and mush >:3

Management says bathroom breaks cut into workflow so they removed them.

Sleep is for people who don't owe money to the bullies in their dreams

My productivity hack wfh is to just little tf out

A Kiddo overnight diaper stack on top of "C Programming a Modern Approach" -King 2nd ed, stacked on top of "The Algorithm Design Manual" -Skiena 2nd ed

Boomks came this week

a cartoon of a police officer with the words respect my authority ALT: a cartoon of a police officer with the words respect my authority

Fr they've got egos the size of jupiter

Puppy dinner 💚

"Just follow law enforcement orders" = "Let them kneel on your neck and shoot you in the face"

But where else will I find that premo fascist brainrot?

Classic yote behavior, stinkin everything up!

The diaper, the diaper meant for cusco, the diaper cusco was supposed to wear after changing? Cusco's diaper?

Haven't seen it.
*Crinkle crinkle*