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Posts by Craig Kolb
Pinky+ synthesizer and a pair of attached headphones
New Toy (oh-eee-oh)
Where's my fangamer merch
Symmetry demands a contraption for joining tubes by their cut-off ends as well.
2 more Nanite Tessellation posts are up. graphicrants.blogspot.com/2026/02/nani...,
graphicrants.blogspot.com/2026/03/vari...
My team just open-sourced our internal implementation of the OpenPBR BSDF from our path tracer: github.com/adobe/openpb...
You'd think they'd have the decency to wait for the body of "Web 3.0" to cool.
SRL's Tesla coil, reborn and, um, upgraded:
youtu.be/RoGbrgOhPes?...
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Nice, thanks!
I sent out my #ptpx2025 cards yesterday. Here's what's on them: iq0.com/ptpx2025.html
Normal people don't act that way!
Hey look it's fir-dimensional.
goddamnit
Nice! My better half's new YA book about Anna Atkins is on a number of Best of 2025 lists, including: www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture...
I got to do an explainer of neural shading-- with my NVIDIA hat on this time, and still full of Slang goodness! It's posted over at the NVIDIA developer blog: developer.nvidia.com/blog/how-to-...
Really think this Shtetl Optimized piece by Harvey Lederman is worth reading: scottaaronson.blog?p=9030
Not sure it's an optimistic future, but it is a future that is still joyful
Ooh time to queue up Manic Pop Thrill
Today we released a new demo showcasing RTX Mega Geometry, ReSTIR PT, and DLSS all running together in our NvRTX branch of UE 5.6.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qyo...
And so it begins
Subtly downgrade a band
They Are Unlikely To Be Giants
If only Darwin had taken care of those prone to believing that cooked food was just a scam perpetuated by Big Fire.
We as a species are distressingly prone to correlating the accuracy of a statement with the apparent confidence of the speaker.
"How many strawberries are there in The Garden of Earthly Delights?"
Many a time has somebody in my family tuned some crap into a crepe.
Our family is also forever indebted to him for providing the foundation of and endless set of goofy dinnertime riffs: youtu.be/91BQqdNOUxs?...
My Dad played "An Evening Wasted With" for me when I was a very wee kiddo, and I remember being pleasantly shocked that grownups were allowed to be hilariously and cleverly snarky and sarcastic. A truly formative moment. He had a great run, but still: Damnit.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/a...