Alpha Bros pounding White Claws.

Dude at the pizza place on Saturday said it was a hoax. He also said his brother designs specialty weapons for the CIA and was spewing tradecraft for everyone to hear. So he was definitely legit.

Most people at Waffle House at 2am believe they teleported there.

The blanket whataboutism defense is all they have.

So you’re saying a dude named Markwayne is a douche? Get right out of town.

How can Elon Musk grant immunity?

To celebrate his 1 semester at Community College?

I can’t believe I have to live during the dumbest timeline in American history. Lucky me.

Fair but from here it sure looks like the Brits actually give a fuck. Wishful thinking I guess.

Go to BBC news.

Admittedly I’m not reading the article, but this a terrible take considering how many US athletes have been speaking up against the Trump administration. Clickbait bullshit by NYT.

Kid Rock is built like Beavis.

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Out here posting on X like……

Meanwhile, back in the real world…..

He’s just trying to get ahead.

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All of Buffalo like……..

Annual compliance training covers this. But……..

Even more tunnel screens for negative yards on 3rd downs. Yay!!!!!

That whole press conference could’ve been an email.

This whole presser could be an email, couldn’t it?

Imagine the manufactured outrage if Obama did this. Much worse than a tan suit.

Looks like Applebees 2 for $25.

He had 3 or 4 tips today. Dude still plays with heart.

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Meanwhile

Happy as hell to be wrong.

Spineless Graham sucking up.

Henry about to pass Cook for the rushing title. Thanks Pittsburgh. #GoBills

No bueno

But, boy can they run block. 🙄