Maybe some rich person could trademark Brawndo now as bottled water, and save the future. Brawndo... it's not from the toilet.

With little to no accumulation...lol.

Thundersnow!

I think humanity may have a scaling issue.

It's definitely the angle side side postulate. Rarely used successfully in any proof.

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To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.

I didn't even warm it up. I'm suddenly quite tired.

I'm not trying to show off, but I'm already on dinner. It's not yet 8am and lasagna is delicious.

Pandora Papers - Wikipedia

Hey ya'll remember the Pandora Papers? That massive (2.9TB) trove of leaked documents containing offshore account details including transactions and owners? Remember how ICIJ restricted access to the dataset? And remember how nothing ever fucking came of it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora...

Our titular head is a real boob.

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I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty confident that he'll die soon. You can't be that drugged all the time and that old. If that were the case, old folks homes would be recreational drug hot beds. Instead they're STD hot beds. Sex is drug free drugs for the capable elderly. We always seek pleasure.

I've always been an optimist. I still am. It's just harder. I've had to adjust the scope. I'm not optimistic about America. I'm optimistic about the World. I'm not religious or spiritual, but this focal adjustment has helped a little with what I can only imagine is a crisis of faith.

We're gonna see our adversaries sexualized beyond our wildest expectations.

I've finally had my wonky knee inspected. The internal derangement diagnosis feels fitting for the times. Better in than out, as they say.

Self basting myself.

Wait until they realize that the dead don't spend any money.

When people argue that renewable energy sources are too expensive, remember that we don’t invade countries to seize wind farms and there are no solar cartels. Fossil fuels have enormous geopolitical, public health, and climate externalities.

I still wonder why we always go after the immigrants and not the companies that hire them.

Money has only been a concept on earth for 0.0000000132% of its existence, and it ruined everything

Buy the (bean) dip!*

*this is not financial advice

Helps keep him awake

you can have egg nog any time you want if you just put some nutmeg and rum in pancake mix

The hook brought us back alright. Suck it in.

They ruined a perfectly good asshole by giving him teeth.

I don't think he shits his pants one leg at a time like the rest of us.

You can't be autistic if you're dead.

I betcha he'd like to relax and do some drawings. Some sketches really, in sharpie, I'd imagine. Just something to help unwind during turbulent times.