HAHA .ᐟ i LOVE summer . i'm racking up the BIIIG bucks for my babysitting services ── ✨️✨️✨️

UUUUUGHHHH . 👺

[ she stomps off and pulls a whiteboard into the room ── then writes, " HELLO, TWERP >:( " in big red letters . ]

... 👺

I SAID ──

[ she revs it up . 💀 . ]

HELLOOOOOO, TWERP .ᐟ 😡

... huh . alright, i see . so why a dragon ── .ᐣ

speak for yourself, ugly .ᐟ

soooo, like, just to make sure i've got this riiight ... you're originally human or dragon .ᐣ

this is the LAST place someone would expect to find a dragon .ᐟ they like, mostly live up in castles and stuff, don't they .ᐣ.ᐟ

you don't .ᐣ are you sure .ᐣ everyone has one .ᐟ

maybe a purse, or a jacket .ᐣ

...

[ she proceeds to pi nch herself to make sure she's not dreaming . ]

... OUCH . 👺

[ her jaw DROPS . 💀 ]

you're a WHAT .

...

silly, dragons don't EXIST .ᐟ

ha, doesn't EVERYBODY have one these days .ᐣ

[ SIDE EYES HER BACK 👺 ]

topaz

it's ( design wise ) a parody of wolverine, but the name is DEFINITELY a tmnt shredder reference 👺👺👺👺

topaz

fun fact vicky has a supervillain alter ego in one episode where she's called ' the baby shredder ' LMAO

HAHAHA . GOOD . 👺

i'm so amazing . ✨️

[ 💀 ... ]

WHAT ABOUT THEM . 👺

... sounds like a LOSER . and you're COMPARING me to them .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺

boo . 👺

SO WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺👺

oh yeah .ᐣ like WHO . do you know alyssa or something ── is she your babysitter .ᐣ

yeah, she can kind of sound like me sometimes . what a COPYCAT . 👺

yeah, that's what i thought . 👺

YOU'RE dumb and stupid . 👺

it SO is . what do YOU know about FASHION trends ── 👺

into my infinite storage . ✨️😁

for YOUR information, this hairstyle is totally IN right now . 👺

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞 𝐎𝐅 ...

oh, no .ᐟ it's a toy, don't worry . it wouldn't be able to hurt anyone .ᐟ

[ she somehow TUCKS it away ( into nowhere ) . 💀 . ]

MY HAIR LOOKS AMAZING . HOW DARE YOU . 👺

[ SLOW TURN . ]

... TWERP . 👺

just because i can't babysit you doesn't mean i can't buIIy YOU .ᐟ i used to buIIy my friends, you know ── 👺