Iām sad that Charlie canāt be here to see MAGA go down tonight. But Iām sure heās looking up at us and he knowsā¦ and he probably feels the couch shaking with JD plowing his wife reverberating way down there in the underworld. š„
Two things that will NEVER get old.
1) Jokes about Charlie Kirk.
2) Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk is dead, but irony is alive and well.
Itās literally the first thing my wife said. At first I instinctively laughed like it was absurd, the longer Iāve thought about it it doesnāt seem that infeasible
I was turned off by the bullshit fees when I last went to Vegas ELEVEN Years ago. I used to at least twice a year on average, it was any āeasy, relatively affordable getawayā for a long weekend. Now itās neither.
I donāt have any desire to ever return.
South Park ripped tRump so badly that it literally killed Hulk Hogan.
My body my choice! š© š”
This is why you da real MVP
Do yāall think that Coldplay couple went to work today?
Happy Anniversary to The Greatest Hoax since the Moon Landing
The First four episodes of season four (current season) are a snooze fest.
The show is trying to hard to be āartsyā and has its head so far up its own ass I couldnāt tell you what itās even about. It finally picks up Ep 5-7 (as far as Iām at). Season 2 still definitely the best so far.
None of the above.
Schumer is an Israel Hawk Jew!
Strongly worded letter? Bruh! Heās writing him a āThank Youā card and offering to fellate him
Wondering how this new war front will impact tRumpās current war with California?
Speaking of Trump and Gavin Newsomā¦
A connection between a persistent āforward leanā and neurological disorders is medically documented. Fred Trump was diagnosed with dementia, and thereās a hereditary component to it. Just sayināā¦
Most of us did. We need to be liberated
The best part about working out first thing in the morning is now I have the whole day to brag about it.
Joe Bidenās cancer nut would still make a better POTUS than Felon 47
You mock! But Iāll have you know this letter contained the full weight of the United States Senateās Democratic Caucus! šŖš»š“š»
India and Pakistan didnāt go to war when Joe Biden was presidentā¦
Just sayinā š
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Heās calling you from jail?
TouchƩ
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter.
Hours laterā¦ Pope is Dead. š
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter.
Hours laterā¦ Pope is Dead. š
Get me to #GodsCountry
#MorganWallan
sHe HaS cOnCeRnS š„“
Why havenāt YOU announced your primary challenge? Youād have millions in the bank tomorrow if u announced tonight. Leaders arenāt chosen they emerge and youāre missing your moment. The Left needs to realize AOC is not the Hero we hoped sheās be either.
Rand Paul says heās voting NO, and Schumer is voting YES.
What the actual F***ā¦!!!
Heās a GOP sleeper agent.
Trust me, Bro