I need a fuckin’ adderall.

#bluesky

Like hello????

So are brachiosauruses

Bruh, idk why with all the shit you could buy online, that one of those things couldn’t be a gun… like, I can get a semi-automatic delivered??

5’7” clocking in 😁 Finally, we’re shaming the short hoes 😭😂 I thought the day would neva eva come 🙌🏽

Truuuuue 😍

I might gotta become toys are us 🥹

Do they seem… happy? 🥹😭

Do women compromise their sex life if a man checks all the other boxes?

Oh! 🤣🤣🤣

guy: Ahh coffee time *Coffee time echoes thru halls* *Toilet looking sad* *Guys shadow appears. Toilet looks nervous and is crying at what is to come*

Show them car selfies 🌞

#BaddieSky

I knoooow that’s right, sis 🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽

White women with box braids just piss me off everytime

Quote this with a mirror pic 📸

Speaking of concrete, clock the ash above the chin that’s closest to his bottom lip… s-

some people just shouldn’t speak.

This one two punch has me cACKLINGGGG

Bay-beeeee 😮‍💨 I can already start to see it in them confessionals 🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽

Right? Like… she not ugly, she’s a very pretty gyal 😍 She just tacky as fuck and annoying as hell. Can’t wait to see that baddies check glow her up tho.

I- have a Mac 🥲 That’s why I gotta see, I’ve been trying to remove them for soooo long

They’re in my game, but idk how, I haaaaate them 😭 Imma look and see, lmao

The eye color?

Perhaps the news hasn’t gotten to them yet, it’s not like he’s super important, y’know?

I just had Thee most genuinely frightening dream, like 🙃

PLEASEEE 😭 I juuuust watched Smile 2 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m sorry, who?

Exactly, cause I’m from VA, and that shit is making MY Nissan rattle, tf 💁🏽‍♀️ Good music is good music.

a woman is smiling while holding a tablet and a pen . Alt: Beyonce playing a DSi

Me ignoring account services debt phone calls and continuing to buy concert tickets