Nobody can dim your light if you never let it shine #TMYK

Could you imagine if they invented a technology that forced poor people to stay alive until they paid off their debts?

I keep telling myself "It'll be all right. Eventually they HAVE to let you die; it's the law!"

And then I was just like "But what if?"

I have constructed a world for myself where validation is forbidden, and it is illegal to be me. And that's how I'm most comfortable

If you can't handle me at my suicidal ideation then you don't deserve me at my sucking the marrow out of life

Every time someone in Star Trek chooses Starfleet over love, take a drink

My opinion about the Muppet Show is apparently incorrect so I will keep it to myself

And sometimes

Newman: Y (When we first meet him he's the physical embodiment of "Why me?!" This works on multiple levels because he's also not a main member of the group, just sometimes)

Kramer: U (He just shows up. "Oh, it's you")

George: O (as in "Oh no")

Jerry: I (This one's obvious)

Elaine: AE (Just whiny and complaining all the time. This is the sound she makes)

This isn't perfect but the cast of Seinfeld can map onto vowels

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y

What the hell, let's say that Eric Stoltz is the result of Biff grap7ng Lorraine. Maybe not at the dance, but at some point on 1968

By the time Doc gets to 1985 organically, George and Lorraine's third child is completely different (and now played by Michael J. Fox) so Doc sends him back in time to try to fix the problem but doesn't tell him any of this.

Eric Stoltz is the original Marty but he failed and he's the reason Doc built the time machine in the first place.

I want an extended cut of Back to the Future that includes all the Eric Stoltz footage. And here's the plot:

Why Is Christmas on December 25th? | Dr. Tom Schmidt YouTube video by ReligionForBreakfast

The long answer is incredibly complicated. The actual scholarly short answer is "I'unno 🤷"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uU8...

Samuel Morse: So you are still sending telegrams in 2025!
Alexander Graham Bell: But you send them from your telephone?
Me: And it fits in my pocket
SM & AGB: 🤯💀

Samuel Morse: So you are still sending telegrams in 2025?
Alexander Graham Bell: But you send them from your telephone?
Me: And it all fits in my pocket

"Twin Peaks is what happens when Douglas Adams and Stephen King get together at a cabin in the PNW to write a soap opera" is how I just tried to convince a friend to watch
#TwinPeaks
#RIPDavidLynch

US men have won gold in the Olympic men's marathon three times, and all three times, someone else technically crossed the finish line first. If that's not a perfect analogy for men in America I don't know what is

I'm doing better. I lost a lot of friends last month, the day after my birthday, over something so stupid that honestly a simple apology would have fixed everything. And it sent me on a really dark spiral for a month and a half. But I'm doing better now

Wanting is far more rewarding and fulfilling than having

#Why isn't there a #DoctorWho villain named Aunty Clockwise?

My apartment is so cluttered I have to jump hurdles when I run in place

You must be new. What do you expect to happen when he's asked about it? An apology? An admission of guilt? A change of course? The opposite of all three of those is what you'll actually get

I can name four films that could not be improved with the addition of Blueberry Pumpkinpatch

Misery is so much easier to maintain than happiness.

Happiness requires constant work just to stay viable. Happiness is unable to exist without constant, incessant tweaking to prevent boredom

Misery requires one to stare at the wall for 20 hours a day. And nothing else

I won't remember any of this after I'm dead so none of it matters while I'm alive #AllBadThingsMustComeToAnEnd

I'm a native New Yorker. Of course I can spell Poughkeepsie without even looking at the keyboard