suppressing my gag/swallow reflex so i can shove 'em up against my uvula

i guess it's April 20th and thats symbolic of something but i kinda forgot....
... uhh... did u kno the factors of 420 are 2,2,3,5,7 ?
... that's like... pretty nice factors... right?

anyway... squishing ppl & licking them off my fingertips is pretty great

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Today's crazy #macromicro hypothetical:

What if ppl were smaller than me... and they didn't want to b smaller than me... but what they wanted didn't matter... haha... so they were smaller than me anyway..!

Oh... hey.. haha... so....... uhhhh........ swallowing a mech whole!

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here u go..!

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i like surveys! i've been thinking i want to design a survey to figure out what are the most important tags based on what things ppl are divided on who otherwise like the same things...

yeh... and it's also nice to not be unpleasant for ppl in situations where they can't avoid u... haha...

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it's not me... and i'm sure this isn't original... but in a RP once someone once came in my mouth (while holding my head by my broken horn stubs!) and then i shrank them (phone shrink app lol) and swallowed them with their own cum..... it was hot.

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"Kaiju", scary! Not funny... haha... "kaiju tf"
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"anagram" its when u mess around with letters to make a new word... like "snuggle proxy" could become "lynx surgeon gp"... i think it's a little funny that ppl do this. "anagram tf", i think i read a short story about this... anagrams were used to do magic tf... it was def funnier than just anagrams

"embargo"... i had to look this up... it's like... when a country is trying to do trade war stuff... not really funny at all... "embargo tf" heh hehh... i'm not sure what this would mean but it is making me laugh...

hmm... "ice cream", not particularly funny... tasty and cold and sweet... "ice cream tf", haha... it's kinda goofy and strangely appealing...

"biting" drama??

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nofx- i want you to want me YouTube video by nekrokid1

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVZS...

i want u so much i'd transgress the square cube law...!

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...... welll.... if i'm being honest i totes wanted to transgress that one anyway....

it's a struggle....

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lawl

imagine trying to fight giant robots with jazz and then they just step on u.... this movie was ahead of its time

i think anorther part 4 me (besides tons of ppl paying attention to me and falling in luv with me) is not having to pretend to not want ppl... like... so much of the time i'll hav to pretend to not b interested in ppl cause it's rude or cause i'm sposed to b doing something else... it's terrible..!

i really only remember the 1998 godzilla... i liked it a bunch... watched it again in an online watch party recently..... i've been thinking or watching some of the other ones........ do u hav recommendations? They made a cartoon series too... right?

... i'm a kaiju girl that uses kaiju girl magic to size shift into non-kaiju so i can go dancing sometimes...

wha-....whaaaaa???

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............ i'm not even weird and dorky tho..!!!

..... ur weird and dorky.......!!!!

....... d-dork..!

Every Owen Wilson Wow But It's Just the 'WOWs' YouTube video by Tech Tips

it probz sounds like owen wilson saying "wow" but with creaky vocal fry like a vally girl... haha...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vxiV...

haha... thankz!
... i liked the part where i got to play the role of someone reprehensible, get punched in the face, kicked in the pelvis, and then smash a city by falling on my butt...
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errrr..... rawrering...!

it's because rowering over everything is... like.... the best..!!!

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aww.... thank u...

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did i get it? am i a goat getter?

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...... or is it some acronym..?

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i think it would b something like this...
... haha.... i wonder if i could pull off the role of Mega Karen.... i feel like i'm a bit too unhinged... but then again... so are Karens...