I’m writing about a restaurant right now and I accidentally typed that they offer “light bights”. I actually made myself laugh before fixing it.

Thank you for saying such kind things! It’s my favorite hobby and I really love doing it 🫶🏻

Well thank you so much! I enjoyed reading your analysis and you clearly have quite the eye for such things! I will say the olives were almond stuffed instead of garlic, and you were right about the spiced plum jam and apricot + peaches jam, the pink one by the raspberries was black currant mustard!

About 200 dollars!

If I were catering for a vegetarian, or any type of allergy like gluten, I wouldn’t put them on the same board :) for this particular get together, I was informed there were absolutely no food restrictions or allergies! I always ask.

You totally could if you wanted to! Everyone has to start somewhere, my boards definitely did not look like this when I started! Practice makes much better :)

About an hour, but I took a half hour to cut the cheeses how I wanted beforehand. So the assembly took an hour separate from prepping the cheeses!

Thanks, Diane, I’ll make one for you anytime! 🫶🏻

I always put down the cheeses first because they’re the star of the show, everything is built around them because everything else accompanies the stars!

Dill havarti, red dragon (mustard cheddar), herb goat cheese, honey lemon Wensleydale, and fromager d’Affinois !

Prosciutto :)

Recently I was wearing a sweater that very prominently displays a goose on it, and I was in an elevator with a girl who complimented the sweater. I said thanks and she said “I love anything with a loon on it!” and I have no idea why I said this, but I replied “is that what it is??”

Charlie the dog laying in bed like she pays rent, head on the pillow and everything. Her back is to me and she looks like a fat black sausage.

To be clear, she is very much not allowed on the bed

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Someone tell me how to turn this off holy shit I’m genuinely beyond annoyed, like how DARE they try to change my EXQUISITE word choices and phrases.

I’m trying to write an email and it’s pissing me off so bad because Gmail is trying to change legitimately every other word. Like not even just fix grammar (not that I need it fixed) but actually CHANGE my word choice entirely. I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M SAYING. MY WORD CHOICES ARE INTENTIONAL.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU I WAS LITERALLY GOING INSANE

No it’s actually 2D animated!

Also no but thanks for looking :)

No but that does look interesting!

Okay y’all my internet searching skills are clearly lacking so I’m enlisting y’all’s help. I cannot for the life of me find this YouTube animated show about a deputy cowboy who isn’t very good at his job and there’s a girl cowboy who is way cooler than him and they have to fight literal death

Hey same! Family curse, apparently. Here’s hoping they don’t end up canceling my flight, I’m at my connecting airport and am not entirely sure what I’d do if they did 🤞🏻

Same here

I had to down the whole can before takeoff so I’m now uhh.. buzzed :|

BACK AT IT AGAIN

And the bus isn’t 30,000 feet in the air!

I’m also about to be in the sky and this is exactly what I did not want to hear! Why must you give me anxiety, father!

He’s literally just on his phone completely ignoring her talking to him too 💀

She wanted your opinion, man! She cares about which pastry you’d prefer! She wants your input because she loves you! Why are you so annoyed by that? Why do men hate their wives for literally being nice to them? What must be wrong in your brain to be so annoyed by someone you’re supposed to love?

There’s a couple sitting next to me at this cafe, and the woman got up to get a pastry to go. She called over to the man “should we get an almond croissant or a cinnamon bun?” he replied “whatever you want” in an annoyed tone, then whispered “Jesus christ” under his breath and shook his head. Men 💀