To be fair, Orban realized if he took the L, he'd never have to see Rod Dreher again.

me and @greenwell.bsky.social exonerated!

Before I could even ask myself, “Gee I wonder what Robert would think—“

*opens Bluesky*

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

About as clean a shot as you'll ever see.

Federal judge rebukes ICE in two Long Island immigration cases Judge Sanket J. Bulsara has ordered a hearing to determine if the men were lawfully detained.

ugh, of all days to be banned from nextdoor www.newsday.com/long-island/...

Congratulations, Chris.

Just jerry-rig it so the page displays the latest box score

thankfully he’s losing tons of substack clicks because the dreher sub Google Docs every dispatch

This is the best bluesky handle ever

The shake shack was great. It was worth it.

Our bad.

tempted to change my locked instagram bio to “if i wanted that kind of relationship you’d already have my cell number”

Guessing it's good as a subscription boost, and if the sale gets quashed they can play the sympathy card for further subscriptions. (I agree, this is stupid.)

"In my eyes, it was a declaration of war."

Seriously! A classic example of an essay that is not coming off the way the author thinks it is.

or a burlap sack, as it were

nobody 2

Seriously. this should be doing numbers here bsky.app/profile/mich...

satisfyingly deranged

TIL bluesky has such strongly held opinions about other people's airport habits.

oh man, this is real. he will be dead soon.

"love the reporter, hate the bluesky account" is my "love the sinner, hate the sin"

should be a Pro option.

If I were one of his supporters, I’d be at the very least annoyed to be lied to so baldly.

this seems... fine?

Or the New York primary, frankly

Joylessly chugging through her one hit for her fans, like Loverboy at a state fair

This is a delight.

everything sucks at the outset so just get going.

David Byrne - Life During Wartime - Live at Coachella 2026 YouTube video by Coachella

we've got computers
we're tapping phone lines
I know that that ain't allowed.