Had Carlson apologized for 'misleading' people on this one yet?

🙄

He of the chequebook journalism interview with Bruce Lehrmann.

One journo drives about in an EV and reports back. Even the gratuitous vox pops beloved of TV news and current affairs have opinions from at least 2 or 3 passing pedestrians.

Tabloid is as tabloid does.

"Having spent sometime in Room 101 at the Orwell Ministry of Love reflecting on my earlier statements, I now have to confess that I obviously bigly misspoke."

Certainly not from the top shelf of said liquor cabinet.

One thing we can all agree on, if a streaker runs onto the MCG during the Grand Final it attracts the public gaze and media attention and on a slow news day any number of shallow and meaningless non sequiturs are sure to follow.

However, one mention of 'from the river to the sea' and they'd be there in full force.

So what role is he playing here?

Fear not. Vera's team is on the case and before day's end we'll know definitively whether the Strait of Hormuz is open or shut.

As long as someone remembers to put coins in the Heath Robinson life support machine.

On which TV quiz show are these contestants?

The Weakest Link? Jeopardy? Deal Or No Deal? ...

Who with one brain cell and opposable thumbs doesn't?

"We concede. We have been SO bested.

"Dammit, I've been waiting here for hours and still no sign of the bus."

Bolt - 'Have quill. Will drivel.'

"Sofa - So Good."

You got your
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
And it's stinkin' to high heaven
Stinkin' to high heaven
On a moonlight night you got your dead toad frog
Got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon...

Schrodinger's ceasefire.

Totally over cooked pie.

Cutting off a dead raccoon's penis is fine from a purely nutritional standpoint.

Good try Eric, but your father will never love you.