Hopefully being strangled to death with a chain whilst some kind of monkey creature with a beak cackles from the rafters above him. That's what I'm hoping anyway.

Complaint submitted.

"Balance"

It's all so dull & repetitive. I'm sick of hearing about asylum seekers all the bloody time. It's politics for shitheads.

F**k this. This is not what the BBC should be for. This absolutely stinks

He looks like a baddie from Ninja Turtles

I'm beginning to think the same. Might be time to hang up my drinking trousers

UPDATE: I'm still here but so is it 💀

I was in a pub in Maida Vale about 15 years ago & Phillips was sat in a corner holding court to a group of young women & absolutely charming the pants off them.

As he left he walked past where I was sat, gave me a wink & said "still got it" in the most Leslie Phillips way possible

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

I have one of those once in a decade hangovers today.

I would happily accept death.

My wife was my first & last Tinder date. I found the whole thing excruciating. Not our relationship just the app based stuff.

Personally, I think the chef should've just stuck with the first three of the specials

Lou Beale wants a word

There's something undeniable about it. It's scratching a mental itch I never knew I had.

Day 60 of this bassline rattling around my ADHD brain on a constant loop

Shame she didn't capitalise on her great character work in LOTR & went down the old racism route instead

*cough*bullshit*cough*

I love the specificity in the amount of 2p coins. Six wouldn't be enough whereas eight would obviously be ridiculous.

At the pub t'other night a table was reserved for a pub quiz team with this name. Excellent work 👍

Save yourself the scroll, he's still alive.

We live in the very stupidest of times.

He can get it over with and start drinking earlier

Because, I'm sorry to say, many of them are deeply stupid

Judas

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Supergrass - Sometimes We're Very Sad YouTube video by The HomeArchives

I love this Supergrass outtake from a recording session where they can't get through a take without corpsing.

I used to listen to this a lot during my A-levels when I was mostly stoned out of my mind.

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For a full time liar you'd imagine he'd come up with something better than this

Imagine if Obama had posted a picture like this. There would've been blood on the streets.