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Posts by Call me Cloves

Is he dying? He looks like someone thawed him out for the show.

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When we took our (teen+) kids on a 14 day trip all over Europe everyone got 1 backpack. At the halfway point when we picked up a rental car we bought 1 suitcase to put souvenirs in to bring back. We had an Airbnb twice with laundry facilities.

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I also think it could be fun to rename lots of Mormon stages in this manner.
Missionaries-Cultivators of People
Compassionate Service - Preparers of Sustinance
Primary Teachers - Wranglers of Cats
Bishops -Collectors of Confessions
Apostles - Contractors of Covenants
1st Pres - Hoarders of Wealth

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I think "Gatherers of Light" very easily gives a nod to the occult and I really hope the YW start getting witchy right before they graduate.

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Builders of Faith, Messengers of Hope, Gatherers of Light.

Might I suggest instead, Deaconesses, Teachers, Priestesses.

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They are going to continue to have this issue as long as continue the caucus system. They must want the chaos.

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If the Gatherers of Light don't all end up becoming mystics they are doing it wrong.

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OMG! A machine moves faster than a human! Huge if true.

2 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Poor Merriam-Webster. No longer the go-to for defining topics. Out with the rest of the analog tech.

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

I'd love a front yard moat. Unfortunately our water table is so high is would be a functioning moat for much of the year.

Yours looks lovely.

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I have two sons with record players and one of them also has a (not a) Walkman. He's enamored with old tech. My youngest doesn't have a record player but owns records for the art.

None have looked into 8-tracks, yet.

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You might want to pour some salt around your computer.

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"Renesmee" is the sure sign that Twilight was written by a Mormon.

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I do not need to be told to not pick up a little red lizard shaped (probably) demon.

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Is Trump our Henry the VIII? Are we at long last going to get a Church of America?

Divorced then died, divorced, survived...

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The "Department of War" concerns itself with lethality. Not logistics.

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That's what the smoke was.

I'm worried we've lost our peaches. Which are the only fruit trees of ours that I care about. Honestly, a year off of harvesting would be a nice break. But I do feel for the farmers. It will probably be a low-yield year.

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A model of Boba Fett's ship from star wars

A model of Boba Fett's ship from star wars

...but on fire

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I'm worried we may have lost most of our fruit for the year. Everything had already bloomed out.

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I feel like AI is some sort of information langoliers. They just chew up all the old information and we will all die as we watch it happen.

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I dont but my sister does.

I had to go to school on my birthday, going to work isn't that different. Although I always hated going to church on my birthday. That felt like losing.

4 days ago 6 1 1 0

I was about to ask if you were a Christmas baby.

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That is the age range of my kids. Did you mean to cut so deeply?

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Were these guys named by Pharmaceutical companies?

Clavicular, Androgenic, who else we got? Pantozemic? Lybrethia?

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I can not believe the Admistration of the United States is feuding with the Catholic Church in 2026!

What are we even doing?

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Dammit. We were looking forward to this.

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I'm not in his district so I don't have to grapple with who to vote for. But I'm pretty disappointed. Nate seems like a guy who cares about his constituents.

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It's nice to see the VP getting the attention he deserves.

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I'd be drawing devil horns and pitchforks on that photo and crossing out President and writing Pedophile on every copy I saw. No one in that ward building would be unsure of my opinion.

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Some states are living on a higher plane than others.

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