Life is short.

Eat the Reeses cup.

do any of you out there with long hair ever think about if you just suddenly drop dead, all of your hairs you’ve shed will remain in your house tangled and wrapped around random shit haunting everyone for years to come?

just me? ok.

My transformation into Santa is almost complete with every Christmas cookie I eat.

I bought new shoes and I can run really fast in case you are looking for a Hero

Not to brag but I do all my own stunts

My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.

Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”

My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.

I feel attacked

"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger"

- me, parenting

I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage.
I fear the wurst

mcdonald's only giving me 9 chicken nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger"

- me, parenting

"When I Saw You"

I found the stairway

He talks too much of ghosts,
these days,
tobacco sweet in rusted fingers
and the spindrift spit at his mouth

as he lays out his defences
in borderlines and picket fences,
he speaks of love
but none could tell

and only smoke left between them in the threaded #mycelium of immaterial things

#vss365

He delves his
hands into
wild holly
& pine kissing
my red hair,
hot flesh
burning where
silver crests
fire across
our lips,
where my heels
left under mistletoe
glisten like
cascading
flaming starlight,
as we glow
brighter with
stolen love,
fierier into
the merry night.

I think at one point we all tried sneaking into a wardrobe, hoping to end up in Narnia!

Thank you

Christmas may now commence!

i cannot lose to this casserole

Welcome to the North Swole

Welcome back old friend.

I came here to say dumb things and deep things and dumb deep things and deep dumb things.

Everything worth having takes work, determination and dedication.

No thanks.

Sunset soliloquy

Get them before they sell out!

Love isn't what you do it's who you are.

Be LOVE.