😭

I knew these companies were brazenly shady but good god. They hardly even bother to pretend they’re on the level.

You mess with the bull…you get a very serious injury.

Ooh weee ooh, I look just like

Buddy actually opened his mouth and said these words.

Cite source

This would really be us rebuilding Etienne in the aggregate.

Lost my blue check on the other site three years ago today, according to photo memories. Shove it, Elon!

Trump starting the Iran war:

Noticing the delay was all in group chats that include at least one Android 🤔

Yeah, what the hell

Plot twist: I got 117 texts at 5:18am this morning, from as far back as last Friday?!?

We started EUPHORIA S3 and boy does Sam Levinson think he’s Tarantino.

Oscar Isaac making his “Somehow Palpatine returned” face

Harden getting away with some of the most obvious pushoffs I’ve ever seen. Also making circus shots, so who can say whether it’s bad or not.

This might be the funniest GIF of all time.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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Yaya Bey, now there’s an artist.

Those things look like a Snapchat filter.

There are Fettermans everywhere for those with eyes to see.

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Translation: Arizona wants a Love-hungry team to trade for this pick.

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

Either folks have started treating texts like emails (i.e. just letting them pile up in their inboxes) nowadays, or many of my friends are mad at me.

Absurd. Absurd!

Cade Cunningham following a Game 1 loss to the Magic "I've come to embrace a zen-like detachment. Victory and defeat, success and failure, these are transient states. What remains is the profound understanding of struggle, the beauty in persistence, and the subtle art of finding meaning in the seemingly meaningless."

PLAY THE MF SONG