Did an interview for a Help Desk Specialist role this morning... company VP of client services, director of tech, and chief cyber officer were all there and they absolutely *grilled me*
The interview went really well overall I think, but all that for a $15/hr part-time job?!? We're so cooked.
I was so sick yesterday I forgot to post my silly little musing yesterday... pity.
No worries though, I'll be sure to make up for it this weekend 🤫
Feeling sick, mi amor? Oh... Pobrecita... Ven aquí, come here
Lay down for me doll. That's it, just relax... Breathe... Slow and deep... Just like that
Want me to make some soup? Your favorite kind, of course. I'll bring you water, a blanket - anything you need. You're always safe with me, honey 🤍
A mug with a skeleton sipping and soda on it
A quote from Aristotle that reads "in all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous."
I'm sick and my throat feels like sandpaper. Marvelous.
Nothing a little mint tea won't fix, I hope.
Close your eyes and let me take you over. Feel your own heart racing as I rub your soft nipples, gently pull your panties to the side, and unbearably tease you with one finger against your clit
¿Quieres más? You want more? Gánatelo entonces. Earn it, baby. You know exactly what I want you to do~
Te gusta cuando te toque así - verdad, preciosa?
You love it when my fingers are between your legs, rubbing up against your inner thighs... before sliding lower and lower...
My arm wrapped around you from behind... you can feel my heartbeat from how close I am to you, can't you? Good girl~
Can't sleep either huh? Monday was pretty rough, wasn't it baby?
It's alright. Come here, in my arms, closer to me. Take a deep breath...
in... one... two... three...
and out...
one... two... three...
Just like that, good girl. Do it again for me, as many times as you need. You're safe, mi amor
As of today, I am a MagicWave Partner Creator, so I may end up creating exclusive content for the platform down the road, but for now I need to scramble and get my catalogue of 27 audios on there in order.
I'll keep my top-10 most listened to audios published on there per their metrics, then rotate out the oldest one for any new audios I make.
All of the audios I post on MagicWave are the same ones that I post publicly and for free on Reddit. I don't plan on putting any of those behind a paywell because, well, it just wouldn't be fair to do so. Plus, not every script writer I've worked with is comfortable having their work monetized...
Ah... so, MagicWave is implementing a limit of 10 free audios to be published at once.
I wish this weren't the case, but I know they have to make money somehow. I believe it's a push to tease (ha) listeners, then encourage them to sign up for their Prime membership for more audios.
Let me take a bite baby... Just a small one...
Behind your ear, let me lick the marks I leave on you, the sensation sending shivers all over your body
Kissing your neck softly, grinning as I whisper "tienes un sabor delicioso, cariño"
My hands slowly lowering... Wanting... Desiring to please you~
You're a work of art, darling.
A photo of you alone isn't nearly enough to showcase just how gorgeous you are. It doesn't do you justice when you're so stunning you make the lens blush
Don't feel it? It's alright dollface, sometimes it just takes a different angle; perspective, to see your beauty
Hands on your hips, music thumping, bodies bumping to the rhythm, grinding to the beat... the sound around us is deafening, but the tempo of our hearts is loud and clear
I rave about you, princesa because I can't get enough. You make me want to lose control in ways you'll never know.
Yes! I may have had a bit *too* much to drink, but I rarely go out so I think it's okay 👻
Last weekend, my friend drove over an hour out of his way to pick me up for his birthday party
I told him I wasn't sure I could go - mostly because I didn't want to be a burden, but... He really wanted me to be there
Hard to come by souls like that. I'm grateful to have good people in my afterlife
Déjame poseerte—Let me possess you, cariño
Mind - I want you drunk from the pleasure, eyes glassy while your head is empty
Body - touching you, teasing you, and caressing you to point of chills all over
Soul - my hands in yours, eyes locked together, hearts beating in harmony... together as one~
'tis art, nonetheless. Fire away 🔥
Have a hard day, dollface?
Oh I know... Work dragging you down? Your boss is driving you crazy too isn't he?
Thought so. Pobrecita...
But hey, listen. You're home now. You're safe. Don't worry about dinner tonight—I'll cook your favorite meal. Just sit down, relax, and let me take care of you~ 🤍
Thanks for joining stream tonight everyone! I actually got my ass kicked by ghosts... more times than I'd like to admit. Turns out they don't like being shoved into a tiny box
I also may have ruined Bill Murray's desert.
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Ah, I love haikus. Please post more!
POV: you're a Ghostbuster and you just found my audio masterlist
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Tonight at 8 P.M. CDT, I'll be taking on a new job as a Ghostbuster (ironic, I know). Hardest difficulty, questionable job security, no PTO, and high chances of getting slimed.
Hope to see you there!
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A ghost, a cryptid, a demon, and a cowboy taking a selfie
Thank you to u/Akiahashi_ for the #PhanArt of u/MimiCryptid , u/BakaOniiChan777, u/cowboy_VA and I! Love hanging out and streaming with these guys 🤍
Check them out below!
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Give me your hands—right fucking now
Up against the wall, both of your wrists bound above your head, your eyes widening as you're overwhelmed with fear, lust, excitement...
I kiss your lips suddenly. Your ears ring from how fast your heart beats... I lean in close, whispering "eres mio, muñeca"
[3/3] your brain starts to shut off, your body starts to shiver from the anticipation alone before the sensation of me spanking your ass shoots through you like lightning. You completely give in and let me punish you, use you, and teach you *exactly* what happens to bad girls.
[2/3] before you know it, you're against the wall and lifted up off the ground. Your mouth is covered with my hand, as I whisper in your ear - "Te voy a mostrar exactamente lo que pasa cuando te portas mal, cariño~" before I kiss your neck softly, gently... Too gently...
[1/3] Hands on your neck, your pretty eyes looking up at me, heart racing knowing full and well that what you did, texting and teasing me to no end while I was at work, acting all innocent? It doesn't go unpunished...
I've been insatiable lately... Is it spring? Is it something in the air? Whatever it is, it's making me more and more feral by the day
@rosenpetalthorn.bsky.social was a delight to interview! Thank you so much for taking the time to tell us more about how you tend to garden that is your audio work~
Moai
I went into my basement again and found this cursed object hanging on the wall.
I have so many questions. 🗿