Next step will be burning red crosses on people’s lawns!

Queen were never the same after Freddie died.

Well that was shit! Not a single shot on goal. I actually thought Ducksch looked good so was quite surprised that he came off and Dykes stayed on! We keep the ball well but we’re painfully slow at moving it at times. Stanno limping was a worry as well. Hopefully back to normal on Friday #BCFC

I’m so sorry to hear about your loss! Sending you all my thoughts and hugs ❤️

Gone are the days of everyone being a fruit and nutcase. Homophobic and stigmatising in the same advert!

My god, the Jeff Buckley documentary is heartbreaking! Me and my daughter just crying together by the end!!!! He really was an incredible talent!

Kyoto’s movement and pace is incredible but his finishing has gone to shit since he came to us. If that changes though, he’s going to score a hatful!

I think Graham Potter might be out of a job by the end of the night!

Having a break from the other cesspit, it’s much nicer over here. What have I missed?

I’ve started walking more since my heart attack but I find it so boring and I realised to why today! It’s because I’m boring, walking on my own having to listen to my own thoughts is mind numbing! This post proves my point quite well!

I’ve just used the term ‘I like the cut of his job’ and I’m very proud of myself!

Darren Fletcher going on about Ramsdale conceding goals against UTD but only had to last 7 minutes for a clean sheet, appears to have caused the worst incidence of ‘commentator’s curse’ ever! #mufcsfc

I’m actually quite enjoying all this healthy eating since my heart attack, though I’m missing chocolate quite a bit. It’s very tempting to have a cheat day but it’s not quite the same when it could kill me!

Very sad about David Lynch, one of my favourite directors. Visionary, unusual and brilliant. RIP.

Just watched Red One and I honestly don’t know what people are on about, I really enjoyed it!

I’ve really struggled with it this year, I feel like I’ve disagreed with almost every winner.

I’ve had an idea for a Superman spinoff about a super rodent, maybe Superman’s pet but so far all I have is the name Squirr-El.

Keshi outstanding and May through the middle is what we’ve been crying out for. Am I allowed to say that he does everything better than Stanno, better passer, smarter runner and holds the ball up better. Finishing is about equal. It’ll come for Stanno though.

Catching up with #ImACeleb and gutted about Melvin going, he’s really grown on me!

Until next year #SpotifyWrapped

If it wasn’t for Blues I’d be gone as well!

It’s lovely to see a friendly face!

I need to spend more time on here and less time on the other place, it’s much better for my mental health and I’ve got more characters to use!

It’s much nicer here than the other place isn’t it!