i would *love* to see that red with gold or rose gold instead of black or silver... i understand how too many colorways cranks up the price, though

I'm heckin' hilarious.

I'm the chief medical officer. I demand to know who keeps taking all the medpacks out of the storage locker and scattering them around the corridors. I cannot do my job under these conditions.

recently i've been reading about a new type of mimic, generally found in airports and other places of travel. authorities have settled on the common name of “scavenger mimic”, as it's primarily a carry-on eater.

Courage the Cowardly Dog is a *better* Twin Peaks because there's actually some closure.

gonna be real, my breakdown started well before it, but the pandemic certainly didn't *help* 😛

hey, you're looking great too! 💞 certainly no more old and tired than i am.

and… if you want a faster channel to catch up you can feel free to hit us up on Discord? we're @celti there, as usual.

don't tell me you thought coming out as trans followed by a global pandemic would actually *help* with my crippling social anxiety and self-esteem issues? 🤣

really, though, thank you! 💞 😊

it's about fifty percent me and fifty percent Photoshop, i wish i actually looked a fraction that good.

... eeeh, new social, suppose i could throw a new selfie up here.

FUKUI: I’m very surprised that the breasts we’re seeing are so small—
OHTA: Fukui-san?
FUKUI: Yes, go ahead.
OHTA: The challenger actually just told me she knows her breasts are small, but she believes the unique shape of her penis should give her the edge.
FUKUI: We’ve heard that before—we’ll see!

ah, 'bout the same as ever — disregarding the most obvious differences, anyway 😛

how've the years been treating you?

"Are you sure what your brother got us was coke? Because I'm not feeling it at all."

And that's the day that Emily learned she had ADHD.

meme of a girl in a pink crop top shouting at a bored looking boy so as to be heard over the sound of a music festival.

"Boulevard is from French and is cognate with Bulwark, or Wall. A Boulevard is a street that was built on either side of a city's defensive wall, which has now come down, leaving a median dividing traffic. If it doesn't have a median or a pedestrian promenade it's not a boulevard."

i forgot how exhausting it is to set up a new social.