Poor Ellis!!

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Still one of my favourite 1 April posts (bravo @talktotippers.bsky.social)
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Mo Salah seems to break records in every game. Went mad today.

David Moyes doing the pre-match Klopp stare at the Liverpool squad is hilarious.

That's so cool!!

Fuck these selfish old pricks who will never have to fully understand or see the fallout of their greed.

Anyone got the David Raya interview from before that game? I swear he said something about scoring 3 or 4 goals.

I love Jaydan Danns, but genuine lol at how it just looks like Sunderland have signed someone from Temu

The boy knows @lfcr.bsky.social

Got this right, but the answer is still nonsense. Despite it being AB, CD, EF etc... technically his name could still be anything else.

I love this about Arne Slot. Just able to comment honestly and normally...

I'm ok

Darwin fucking Nunez 😍

Oh COME ON.

If you know, you know.

This may not be funny to anyone else, but Stuart Pearce on talksport was saying "Tottenham went foraging down that right wing" and I really wanted him to be following that statement with "looks like Porro has some nice berries, and Solanke has some lovely looking mushrooms"

Hahaha excellent.

A captured UFO being transported. What aren't they telling us?

Smoke me a kipper because humans are smegged.

Man United have played more games yet have fewer than half the total points Liverpool have. What a time to be alive.

Just saw my Aurora footage used in Year From Space on channel 4, so that's nice. :)

As much as I hate the other place, this is an all time community note.

Player of the Season - Cole Palmer
Team of the Season RW - Bukayo Saka

Arne Slot after a few months of stewing on that result. #lfc

Aye. Live for the moment.... Outside of club politics, you can't argue with it. But... I'd wonder if he'd regret it later in life when he was the next Michael Owen.

I'm making no judgement either way.

His choice is to win other things elsewhere, or win more with Liverpool and become of the clubs all time legends, loved and respected forever.

I'd be surprised if a Scouser would choose anything BUT the latter, but to each their own.

ANOTHER record broken by Mo Salah... I'm starting to think we've got a player on our hands here. #lfc

Matalan really nailing what sports fans want.

But regardless... Rumours are beyond nonsense.

Ignore it all until the club confirms something.

Madrid or otherwise, and as much as I understand players just want to earn money... A Scouser would be absolutely mad to leave Liverpool at this moment just for some extra money.

You'd at least just do an extension with provisions for winning/not winning the league as far as ongoing salary. #lfc

Probably one of my favorite things I've drawn this year- IPA Dad