Once the merger goes through, how soon do you think we get a Night's Watch show? Cause they are basically border patrol agents, working on a literal WALL of ICE.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

The sandwich making scene would like to have a word with you.

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

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Sofia making the cut, sure of course.....this movie...and top ten? Naw gurl

I guess it's kind of heartening that it's this awful.

being trash as ever

Lawrence has one animal control officer; catching strays falls heavily on the humane society and the public Since 2020, Lawrence has gone from staffing three animal control officers to one, and pressure has mounted for the Lawrence Humane Society and the public to fill in the coverage gaps.

Since 2020, Lawrence has gone from staffing three animal control officers to one, and pressure has mounted for the Lawrence Humane Society and the public to fill in the coverage gaps. lawrenceks.news/4mFeL9E

First Five, kind of funny for this to be happening with the release of Dawn of War 'Remaster' that so far looks more like an 'ai sloppening', but I'm still simping for the best.

I sure had more faith in supreme commander than it deserved.
#streamfirstfive

stay strong!

Yeah, this is so annoying dumb. Though I hope people put the blame where it should be (KBOR, State) and not on the University. Though raging against the machine in any form is certainly supported regardless.

Superman was a blast, and Mr Terrific was just that.

#Superman

How much older do I have to get for my injuries to start telling me the weather. Come on knee, don't just tell me I danced for five minutes yesterday, tell me the humidity level or if the British are coming.

A grim reaper knocking on a third door of a hallway that says “Dem establishment” while the leaving behind a pool of blood outside doors that say “chain restaurants” and “department stores”

New “millennials killed the ___” just dropped

Oh hey do you care about SEXY QUEER VAMPIRES? And also feminine rage? Guess what me tooooo! I’ll be moderating here on Friday and you should join us. app.gopassage.com/events/27011

Some Ketamine dealer is about to buy themselves a summer home.

#Catfight #AlienVsPredator

I wish I could buy stock in ketamine right now.

Dave McKenna Insists They Have Ham Trucks In France | Defector The topic in Defector’s internal chat on Friday was a ban, in the nation of France, on smoking in most outdoor spaces. How can the French—the French!—ban smoking? David Roth observed that “this feels ...

You find any ham on the net defector.com/dave-mckenna...

A cool dude who was also responsible for the emotional peak of the 2024 NFL season

glancing at the unhinged live chat for it was fun if nothing else.

Face/Off

I gotta say, I'm more than a little embarrassed that right off the bat it's a movie I haven't gotten around to yet.

Uuuhg, herculesdisappointed.gif

Also, fuck you Sorbo

oof, somehow missed this amongst all the Trachtentrajedy. Fringe4Ever, that's awful to hear.

Been a long time since I watched the Host, may need a revisit. I just can't with SnowPiercer though.

Hoping it's not true, but just read that #TrialByContent is no more at the Ringer. Even amidst the boiling sea of injustice currently happening in the States, this still topped my chart today as biggest bummer.

Informed and entertained once a week, I'll miss sitting in the glow of their friendship

Is this old project Jeep more than I can handle? Will it even start? YouTube video by The Orion Nebula

My buddies got a youtube channel where he does outdoor jeep adventuring and is currently doing a rebuild of a project jeep. He's a charming and wonderfully kind hearted fella, and I think his channel needs more eyeballs. So just sharing to the nobody who reads my posts :)

I would like to add at least one more yes.

I need to keep my keys on my desk, so for some of these work calls, so I can do some midwest key janglin' when it's time for it to be done.

The Social Network poster with stylized text overlay "I"m Starting To Think David Fincher Went Way Too Easy On This Fucking Dork"

The Social Network (2010)