A man, pikachu and Cartman

A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman

who up playing with Dr. Worm

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

when the Sidekicks said "thoughts like, is every gigantic white cross made by the same gigantic white cross company? I think about that cause i'm from the midwest and i have a vague interest in the art of market cornering" i felt something

that makes sense

your dad looks so fucking awesome

you were born in the wrong generation because you were born to make hanna barbera cartoons

Godzilla getting something poured in his ear I mean really does anyone need a description of this

Godzilla requires routine lubricant top ups

I find a shit post with single-digit interaction twice as funny as a popular one, because it conjures the image of OP saying that in a crowded room and everyone just pretending not to hear them

Ah i see

sometimes ben puts Lonely Island youtube videos on the tv and i feel like an animal trapped in a cage

are these my work boots

drinking a beer

What do you guys feel like talking about on this app

I LOVE THE CONTESTANTS THIS YEAR, last year they went for full throttle sex appeal and this year they just found a dozen of the most likable people in all of Britain. I miss Amos

The way we both got fancy confusing in laws at the same exact time will always be funny

F

Remember in Montana when there was a great big F on a hill somewhere

Hello bluesky I made a delicious ramen broth with cinnamon and carrots and mushrooms

Hey soul sister! Didn’t see you there

Monie only does this ear formation when she’s pissed off that we tried to pet her after she asked us to pet her

Tongue

Not allowed to view adult content what a waste of an app

Thinking about the time I said to a guy on a date “isn’t Pavement kinda like a meme band” because he wouldn’t play anything besides Pavement and he got so mad and was like anyone who says that is irony poisoned beyond saving !!!! And I said ok sorry

Was trying to put this exercise bike together with my boyfriend and having the exact type of fight you’d expect any two people to have while attempting to assemble a machine with teamwork , meanwhile my cat just observed the whole process exuding leisure and schadenfreude

Whenever I’m anywhere but my house I’m just thinking about how when I get home i can be so much weirder

WHAT