This seat taken, bro?
Posts by Falphat
When they just roll out of ya
Smooooth
Not sure most would describe it as fresh.
Face, life and bank account ruiner.
Dreamy!
Yum
What’s that smell?
A pump?
*sits on face
Ugh fine.
I bet you’d sniff the seat after I got up, right?
Honestly.. it’s my greatest asset
The hottest and stinkiest
Intoxicating
Deep sniffs.
Fuck yeah bro, get your nose in this pig butt 💨🐽😵💫
Only one way to find out. Imma suffocate you
The power of my cheeks is insane. The twitch, the pulse, the bounce. The control of my hole is master-level.
They’re so big and heavy. They’ll crush your face.
Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.
Need a tongue. Now!
Snap Crackle Pop goes my hairy butt.
Post more farts!
Did you miss me?
Spicy hotdogged is now my favourite term
Did you miss me?
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.